1. Shiny puffy coats…check

2. Trendy pooch…check

3. Horrible non matching cycling kit…check

4. Flat brim caps…check

5. Minimum 5k whip…checkcategory

6. Big crazy expensive oversized pickup uno for carrying…..bikes…check 

7. And or any form of Subaru…check

8. Absolutely no idea on how a pace line works…check

9. Zero Fckn road etiquette…check

10. Complete disregard to anyone but themselves…check

11. Always equipped with the latest most trendy alcohol beverage available…check

12. Nasty taste in music…check

13. Shoes blissfully untied…check

14. Huge oversized Sunny’s…check 

15. Overly concerned with there 6th place in there age category…check

16. Always willingly to discuss the perfect tire combination…check

17. Able to tell you the PSI they ran at the last attempt at Barry Roubiax…check

18. Very reluctant to pull…unless Rob is waiting at the next corner…check

19. Most likely have a planned salute for the perfect photo opt…check 

20. A slight bit of roadie arrogance, but with just amount of newbie humor…check

21. Old timers telling you how it was back in there day…check

22. Considering getting a coach…check

23 John Meyers

23. Never owned a bike made of anything other than Carbon fiber…check

24. On some obscure team..beer lapse, donkey punchers, dog fart and chili cats…..check

25. Has a friend that’s pro…check

26. Enjoys camping…check

27. Car racks worth as much as there  four pairs of Merril hiking shoes…check

28. Likes free stuff…check

29. Kids with 4k bikes that they will outgrow before there next birthday…check

30. Wheelies.check

31. High Fives…check

32. Never rode a full rigid mountain bike…check

33. Chaos...check

34. The Vibe...check

35 Variety...check 

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