1. I don’t gamble 

2. I don’t use nicotine 

3. I’ve never abused women

4. My body is one piece and without major trauma 

5. I love dogs despite being mauled by one at an early age 

6. I don’t take shit from narcissistic assholes anymore

7. I drink coffee and say fuck alot 

8. I respect other people’s time and energy 

9. I say please 

10. I say thank you 

11. I don’t insert myself into other people’s lives 

12. I did not vote for Trump 

13. I understand family isn’t always the best option 

14. I can say no

15. I know when to finally tell asshole humans to suck my dick…

16. I don’t half wheel

17. I’ve never done ICEMAN 

18. I accept change 

19. I can evolve like a mother fucker

20. I don’t take this blog seriously 

Totally thankful