1. I have this huge empty spot in my stomach 

2. Maybe it’s because 

3. I’ve never tried sushi 

4. I don’t like the Dave Mathew’s band

5. Barry Roubiax is over and gravel peaked for the season 

6. I missed the first Waterford summer race 

7. Not going to go the final AAVC race

8. I never feel guilty for stealing photos 

9. See below 

10. Rob never takes any pictures of me.

11. I haven’t bought a new bike in 3 seasons 

12. I don’t own a helmet with a visor 

13. I don’t own Rapha apparel 

14, I couldn’t make my monthly payment on my 500 dollar Oakleys

15. I usually pee on the toilet paper every time I stop at a gas station to tinkle 

16. All my bikes are mechanical 

17. I never get a chance to high five and slap asses with anyone 

18. I don’t like Star Wars

19. I don’t care about Pro cycling all that much, unless it Cyclocross..

20.  I have never been to the Mad Track arena 

21. I refuse to take back returnable cans

22. I gained weight 

23. I’ve never eaten at the Waffle House 

24. I don’t remember who won ICEMAN 

25.  I rarely have anything to talk about anymore