1. Buying a boat

2.Registering for the Lumberjack 100

3. Most major home renovations.

4. Marrying your High school sweetheart

5. Buying a Phart Bike

6.Most any text after 9:30 Pm 

7. Asking for one more drink

8. Getting second Burrito at Chipotle 

9. Buying any trading cards, Pokémon especially 

10. Owning a outdoor Hot Tub

11. Getting into a early break away in a 90 minute crit with four other riders that 20 more Watts than you at Threshold....wait a second., there are no more 90 minute crits

12. Starting a Family

13.  Any road trip with Jer Walker

14.  Most new car purchase

15.  Buying tools from Harbor Freight

16.  Any meal costing 100 dollars or more.

17. Driving buzzed

18. Jerking off while driving

19. That third beer on your lunch break 

20. Chinese carbon fiber components 

21. Buying a SRAM drivetrain 

22. Trusting a convicted half wheeler

23. 

questionable decisions