Theses people need to be deported immediately 

1. People that use the term, okie dokey 

2. Women who insist on going to a place called booty boot camp.

3. Bike shop employees who do repairs on the spot, for free.

4. People that ride tandem bicycles

5. Guys named Gary

6. Anyone who has not changed there handlebar tape in the last six months

7. People that brag about chocolate chip cookies 

8. Spouses who complain about their partners cooking.

9. Anyone who over uses that thing that people that  like heavy metal do with there fingers

10. Strava segment stalkers 

11. Any non Jewish person that uses the word  Mazel tov

12. Anyone invited to a group ride and then bellyaching about the route.

13. Women or men that never take off their sunglasses when entering a store.

14. Religious preachers 

15. Grown adults that still worship Walt Disney characters…