1. Third place 

2. Leaving McDonalds and realizing they forgot your fries 

3. Living in a failing marriage 

4. Arriving at a race with dead SRAM batteries 

5. Stage 4 cancer 

6. Trying to train off wattage numbers you tested at around 2019

7. Excepting a stellar end of the year bonus only to get completely Griswald 

8. A partial erection 

9. It’s the best it’s ever gonna get 

10. The joy of the questionable car payments…six months in

11. A DUI

12. Trusting a half wheeler 

13. Believing in your own hype

14. Your wattage will not get any better after the age 39

15. You actually read this entire Friday fifteen again…

Hard pills to swallow