whew

In T's book calendar aside, i call this now official y summer...Memorial weekends gigs are now behind us and its time to roll on to another..If you dont get my drift ...no worries as i aint mad atcha..just like I aint mad atcha if you didn't  go somewhere this weekend and turn em anger..still many many many weekends ahead to to fire off a round or too.
But all that being said id be a fools fool if i didn't through shouts out to those that did..and did they did sucka's..dam makes T tickled ignorant to see it go down like it does, throws hope to that lil bird..ya know what i mean..? or maybe you dont..
showing no  favoritism That guy that gives ankle biters nightmares Shrek Korienek ousted em in the land of flat and dry, too bad the day didnt start that way..but all that being said D-Shrek rode a solid ride and unleashed his man size on em..got love it ...makes T grin ear to ear to see this big Dude ride like that, it shouldn't go without mention, the still reviving Over the Hill gang Of Lathrup Industries rolled in with a solid few, and Canadian powerhouse of a few were turned away still. smiles they gave me..when TimmyF, Mike Anderson, KID-A...arrived... and some guys i dunno how the hell they got there upgrade..at least it fills quota ...
 for the most part  solid pile made the trip...and thats what matters..
And well what happened out in Iowa..?  besides a a whole lotta suffocation?   The real Future of Michigan Cycling was scene runnin wild all over the place, as this kid has more nic names than creed..kinda like certain other fool T once new.."Zeus, Chrono, The Lion of Leroy..Alex Vanias..this kid is good ..plain and simple with a handful of podiums and a win for the weekend proves it..hell i hear he still aint peaked..scary scary ...it shouldn't go though that select few others went short west..that Rainville kid got a win in the juniors gig..good to see that aint all miscne is gettin old..and with no dis respect few were also rans...
welcome to summer fools...control it cuz its gonna go fast....

brief Frankenmuth results..

Men - PRO/1/2
	Place	Points	Name	City, State	Time	USAC #	Bib	Team
	1	273.98	DAN KORIENEK (1 - Cat2)	Grandville, MI	3:05:53.14	288930	19	LEADOUT RACING/CHICAGO DRIVE CY
	2	279.64	STEVE BROGLIO (2 - Cat2)	Ann Arbor, MI	3:05:53.89	55197	5	LATHRUP INDUSTRIES / GIANT BICY
	3		GEOFF POWER		3:05:54.90		26	REYNOLD CYCLE
	4	290.96	ANDREW FLORIAN (3 - Cat2)	Kalamazoo, MI	3:05:58.03	198114	14	TEAM PRIORITY HEALTH
	5	296.62	MIKE TACCHELLA (4 - Cat2)	Jenison, MI	3:06:04.11	249598	35	EAST HILLS VELO
	6	302.28	MIKE ANDERSON (5 - Cat2)	Alpena, MI	3:06:29.70	248234	3
	7	307.94	rodd the  BOD (6 - Cat2)	Birmingham, MI	3:06:32.53	290060	27	WOLVERINE/ACFSTORES.COM
	8	313.60	ALAN ZOLTOWSKI (7 - Cat2)	Canton, MI	3:06:33.08	66373	41	LATHRUP INDUSTRIES/GIANT BICYCL
	9	319.26	SCOTT HOFFNER (8 - Cat2)	Milford, MI	3:06:33.16	294925	15	HOMETOWN RACING
	10	324.92	CORY STANGE (9 - Cat2)	Millington, MI	3:06:33.17	260216	32	BISSELL/ABG
	11	330.58	TOM LINCK (10 - Cat2)	Ada, MI	3:06:33.36	225784	22	LEADOUT/WEST MICHIGAN BIKE
	12	336.24	MICHAEL ASTON	London	3:06:33.40	380164	4	ADRENALINERACER/TOWHEELS
	13	341.90	TIM FINKEL (11 - Cat2)	Royal Oak, MI	3:06:33.51	216738	13	WOLVERINE/ACFSTORES.COM
	14	347.56	JIMMI MCMURRAY (12 - Cat2)	Grand Rapids, MI	3:06:33.83	166307	25	EAST HILLS VELO P/B SPECIALIZED
	15	353.22	BRIAN ADAMS (1 - Cat1)	Novi, MI	3:06:33.90	80614	1	LATHRUP INDUSTRIES/GIANT
	16	358.88	JEFF SCHILLER		3:06:33.93	354538	29	GARNEAU - QUEBECOR - NORTON ROS
	17	364.54	MARCO LI		3:06:33.99	354552	21	GARNEAU-QUEBECOR-NORTON ROSE
	18	370.20	RICK SNOW (13 - Cat2)	Macomb, MI	3:06:34.03	56503	30	TEAM GIANT-MICHIGAN
	19	375.86	CHAD EVERTS (14 - Cat2)	Hudsonville, MI	3:06:34.62	220011	12	LEADOUT RACING/CHICAGO DR. CYCL
	20	381.52	JOHN SAMMUT (15 - Cat2)	Washington, MI	3:06:35.17	31145	28	WOLVERINE/ACFSTORES.COM
	21	387.18	ALEXEY VERMEULEN (16 - Cat2)	Pinckney, MI	3:06:35.43	258681	38	BISSELL-ABG-NUVO
	22	392.84	MARTIN VECCHIO (17 - Cat2)	Detroit, MI	3:06:35.51	289623	37	Lathrup Industries/Giant Bicycles
	23	398.50	DYLAN LANSPEARY		3:06:35.63	356765	20	TOWER INTERNATIONAL
	24	404.16	JASON STEPHENSON (18 - Cat2)	Clay, MI	3:06:35.82	160931	34	VISION QUEST COACHING
	25	409.82	MARK BUSH (19 - Cat2)	Lawton, MI	3:06:35.89	274918	8	VENTUS CYCLING TEAM
	26	415.48	DANIEL YANKUS (20 - Cat2)	Commerce Twp, MI	3:06:35.96	102694	39	TEAM PRIORITY HEALTH
	27	421.14	RYAN CROSS (2 - Cat1)	Holland , MI	3:06:36.24	193829	10	TEAM PRIORITY HEALTH
	28	426.80	JAMES IGNASH (21 - Cat2)	Clawson, MI	3:06:36.26	276023	17	TEAM O2
	29	432.46	ANDYS BURNS (22 - Cat2)	Delaware, OH	3:06:36.52	5573	7	NATIONAL ENGINEERING
	30	438.12	DAVID STEINER (23 - Cat2)	South Euclid, OH	3:06:36.73	209770	33	SPIN/RR DONNELLEY
	31	443.78	WILLIAM MCLAUGHLIN (24 - Cat2)	Ferndale, MI	3:06:36.86	76592	24	MAUMEE VALLEY WHEELMEN
	32		RUSS VAN EVERY		3:06:37.35		36	TOWER INTERNATIONAL CYCLING TEA
	33	455.10	RAY DYBOWSKI (25 - Cat2)	Waterford, MI	3:06:37.69	10313	11	WOLVERINE/ACFSTORES.COM
	34	460.76	RONALD CATLIN (26 - Cat2)	Ray Township, MI	3:06:39.91	296981	9	RBS MTB TEAM
	35	466.42	JASON YOUNG (27 - Cat2)	Portage, MI	3:06:46.48	159810	40	TEAM PRIORITY HEALTH
	36		ADAM MCCLOUNIE		3:07:23.61		23	TOWER INTERNATIONAL
	DNS		JAMES BRUCE (Cat1)	Novi, MI		46453	6	LATHRUP INDUSTRIES/GIANT BICYCL
	DNS		BRETT BEDDOW (Cat2)	Grossepointe, MI		279808	31	WOLVERINE SPORTS CLUB
	DNF		NATHAN HOLLOWAY (Cat2)	Brighton, MI		294316	16	VENTUS CYCLING TEAM
	DNF		DAN KLEIN (Cat2)	Berkley, MI		19336	18	LATHRUP INDUSTRIES/GIANT BICYCL
	DNF		GREG ALLEN				2	MAPLE LEAF CYCLING CLUB
Women - JUNIOR - 10-12
	Place	Points	Name	City, State	Time	USAC #	Bib	Team
	1		ELLIE KORIENEK	Grandville, MI	0:54:42.37	334622	732	REAL WOMEN TRI
	2		KIERSEN KORIENEK	Grandville, MI	1:12:53.97	375606	733	REAL WOMEN TRI
Women - JUNIOR - 13-14
	Place	Points	Name	City, State	Time	USAC #	Bib	Team
	1		SARAH GONDA		1:03:17.87		725	KALAMAZOO BIKE CLUB
	DNS		SARAH FICKEL	Chesterton, IN		298970	724	Team Kenda presented by Geargrinder
Women - JUNIOR - 15-16
	Place	Points	Name	City, State	Time	USAC #	Bib	Team
	1		KATIE HAMEL	Comstock Park, MI	0:49:00.03	294976	715	RAPID WHEELMEN
	2		MADDIE KRESLINS	Fremont, MI	0:49:01.72	355286	716	TEAM PRIORITY HEALTH
Women - JUNIOR - 17-18
	Place	Points	Name	City, State	Time	USAC #	Bib	Team
	1		ABBEY SMICH	Sagamore Hills, OH	0:49:33.12	287682	708	WAS LABS CYCLING
	2		SARAH HARTWELL	Saint Joseph, MI	0:54:24.43	352774	707	REAL WOMEN TRI
Women - CAT 4
	Place	Points	Name	City, State	Time	USAC #	Bib	Team
	1	521.66	JANE VAN HOF	East Grand Rapids, MI	1:33:05.60	345552	217	REAL WOMEN TRI
	2	526.22	KATIE WHIDDEN	Kalamazoo, MI	1:33:05.66	356526	219	PRIORITY HEALTH CYCLING TEAM
	3	530.78	MELISSA RYBA	Traverse City, MI	1:33:06.08	342048	215	HAGERTY CYCLING
	4	535.34	SANDIE DOMAGALSKI	Clarkston, MI	1:33:06.24	262343	204	FLYING RHINO CYLCLING CLUB
	5	539.90	MARIE DERSHEM	Grand Rapids, MI	1:33:07.61	366832	203	TEAM PRIORITY HEALTH
	6	544.46	HEATHER KETTELHOHN	Midland, MI	1:33:07.92	376612	210	TCC
	7	549.02	LAURA KORIENEK	Grandville, MI	1:33:08.09	300609	211	REAL WOMEN TRI
	8	553.58	ANNA KRESLINS	Fremont, MI	1:33:08.46	350212	212	PRIORITY HEALTH
	9	558.14	JOANN CRANSON	Lake Odessa, MI	1:33:08.53	354324	202	Fusion / LIVESTRONG
	10	562.70	SARAH WILLIAMS	Grand Rapids, MI	1:33:09.79	366227	220	REAL WOMEN TRI
	11	567.26	KENNEDY ADAMS	Stow, OH	1:33:16.50	310691	200	WAS LABS CYCLING
	12		JEN OAKES		1:33:19.90		214	UNATTACHED
	13	576.38	CHERYL HAVENS	Jenison, MI	1:37:43.24	298864	209	REAL WOMEN TRI/CHICAGO DR. CYCL
	14	580.94	SANDRA DUNN	Traverse City, MI	1:37:43.61	377874	206	HAGERTY
	15		DANIELLE NYE		1:46:26.53		213
	16	590.06	CHRISTY BURT	Taylor	2:00:11.75	369425	201
	DNS		SUSAN DONNELLY	Traverse City		371073	205	HAGERTY CYCLING
	DNS		MELISSA FRITZ	Traverse City, MI		315594	207	HAGERTY RACING
	DNF		SUSAN WALDECKER	Kawkawlin		362348	218
	DNF		KATELYN GARLICK				208	UNATTACHED
	DNF		SARAH STINTON-CZUPRYNSKI				216
Women - CAT 3
	Place	Points	Name	City, State	Time	USAC #	Bib	Team
	1	461.00	DORI LEIB	Farmington Hills, MI	2:18:12.01	350220	108	WOLVERINE/ACFSTORES.COM
	2		DANIELLE MCKIBBON		2:18:12.18		109	CICLOSPORT
	3	495.18	LAURA MELENDEZ	Grand Rapids, MI	2:18:12.89	225973	110	WEST PRIORITY HEALTH
	4	512.27	DANIELLE MULLIS	Rochester, MI	2:18:13.83	296790	111	WOLVERINE ACFSTORES.COM
	5	529.36	LORI HOTCHKIN	Grand Rapids, MI	2:18:13.90	333304	106	REAL WOMEN TRI
	6	546.45	JANE GEISSE	Chagrin Falls, OH	2:18:17.64	261161	105	Spin
	DNF		KARINE PEPIN				112	CICLO SPORT RACING
	DNF		BRINN POPE	Grand Rapids, MI		229627	113	FUSION/LIVESTRONG
	DNF		COLLEEN BROWN	Rochester, MI		293492	100	WOLVERINE/ACFSTORES.COM
Women - PRO/1/2
	Place	Points	Name	City, State	Time	USAC #	Bib	Team
	1	443.69	SARAH DEMERLY (1 - Cat2)	Berkley, MI	2:18:11.82	293788	102	FUSION BENEFITING LIVESTRONG
	2	468.34	KATHY EVERTS (2 - Cat2)	Hudsonville, MI	2:18:11.86	307335	103	REAL WOMEN TRI/CHICAGO DR. CYCL
	3	492.99	ALICIA TREVINO (3 - Cat2)	Saginaw, MI	2:18:11.98	278555	115	FUSION CYCLING TEAM/LIVESTRONG
	4	517.64	KRISTEN JUKOWSKI	Pontiac, MI	2:18:12.22	356911	107	CADIEUX/O2
	5	542.29	KIMBERLY THOMAS (4 - Cat2)	Belmont, MI	2:18:31.27	300926	114	FUSION IT
	DNF		LESLIE GAINES (Cat2)	Okemos, MI		182278	104	TEAM PRIORITY HEALTH
	DNF		CHELSEA CLARK	Grand Rapids, MI		309613	101

Friday Fifteen

1.Essex Brass how much does the Waterford world mean to them?
2.WMSR ...yea Bissell owned that shit. and dont call it negative racing
3.KID-A is in the House
4.The Lion Of Leroy. he's good but is he the future?
5.rumor has it T is going to group therapy for the dismissal of hate
6.loose lips sink ships....
7.you cant hide anywhere these days, not even in the dirt.
8. PT is officially a MTBer. thats what they say..
9. Big butts cant TT
10.Ask Parmachicken how he got so fast?
11.Memorial day weekend around Miscne kinda quiet ya know?
12.Sceners travlin to Iowa..OUCH
13. kroske's got a bumb wing
14. TIMMYF is comin ;)
15.Mtb'ers love icecream, roadies love to hate.

3 stages Of T

Im late and  I gotta be flat faced honest I can hate with the best of you haters, but even i must admit its gettin old.and i almost didn't speak....but i can say this the numbers don't lie..(well some times they do) but this aint that over priced brainless piece electronics you got strapped to your rig..this is TMS..nothing more nothing less. i dont get paid to be here, and i sure as hell dont lose sleep or take it all too serious..but in all honesty the numbers of hits this joke of a blog has gotten  daily in the last few months even baffles T's brain i often equate it to a car accident...folks love bad shit, and are fed on gossip often makes me wonder if your father would a acted that way.       Christ...hatin aside thanks im just trying to keep it rollin...
3 stages Like the WMSR..a few days back..a few snafus and well it panned out..haven't got alotta feedback..but if you wanna win that shit chasin spring peakers around Runway plaza and firing your guns off in the wind at Waterford aint gonna do it. Up your numbers, talk to your doctor or buy a fancy doped out TT rig, and get your chubby butt in a wind tunnel.. and maybe...maybe that will off set the Bissell brigade..without going into the bloody details..you get my drift..or you dont..
I hatin Bagma n co..props out to you for bringing freshness to the west side scene. if you aint got em and wanna see em and paste the link below..

http://www.wmsr.co/2012Results.html

be cool fools.

Paradise City Haters

 I knew id beat that sucker to the punch aint all roadies that fast...So i gotta tell ya more converts showed at that Paradise City  Addison Oaks gig than i woulda expected...Two days of a little grass experience is a good early season warm up for the Pony and Chicken show..speakin of the Chicken he proved that old geezers adage women weaken legs..he ditched the bitch and was killin the Dirt version of the Agame..until pssssss...free icecream and all..bitchin and hating aside, scneres were sippin, rollin and smokin, Sprintin on grass aint so easy...even fuckin haters showed they can hate on dirt just the same..aint no hatin dialed singletrack..Duff had it down. Pony legs showed he didnt need no top fuel and rolled a big wheel Niner..a much needed upgrade..hint hint Tailwind time to put the speak and spell computer system up on Evilbay..plus they gave out free Icecream..but just dont call it a comeback.Still aint enough rocket Queens to get me to pull the trigger....i dunno about DC he is gettin scary..wonder were the Wiz wuz? hell the free Icecream shoulda been enough...fuckin Coldstone even makes excuses and excuse...keep your fuckin opinions to yourself cuz i dont give a fuck.. motherfucker..

Just Another Shit Post

Is coming soon 

stick around haters, or maybe not..

ir-relevant n shit

rele-vents n shit

Yea, i know its Monday Haters, time for another shit post, but thats gonna wait cuz i gotta allot shit about shit to post, but for now I just wanna take the time to speak briefly about something.
If it doesn't get in your "Plan2peak", or dont have any other engagements, its time to commit for a dam change. The Michigan Scene in general needs your help to at least make an effort. "WTF is this shit? fuckin T bein all vague and such..."
The West Branch race weekend needs anyone who is sittin on the fringe to make the decision today it aint gonna kill you..are you in or out?  If your out..your out no biggie..but if your in pre-register that shit today..make it simple on some people for a change..people that are killing themselves to keep a solid event on the calendar..


check back for another post on irrelevant shit...

Friday Fifteen

1.wheres Danny?
2.Hatin......................... that aint hatin Ill show you hatin
3.even Wolverines can lose skin
4.Wmsr..its gonna be a biggie maybe...
5.West Branch barely producing a pulse... time to commit fuckers
6.Mountain Mayhem is a good alternative..but oops its filled with "non race Types"
7."Non Race" types yea....                                          right
8.The Evil Dude n The German get dirty..?
9.Coffee mmm..Liquor  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10. Shfty Ray speaks truth
11. Frankenmuth Fondo yea....                                    right
12. Stevie D sighting uh oh?
13.All  is Quiet on the Eastern front
14. Hope Timmy is ok.
15.So many races so few matches...                            careful

TAO OF CHUCK

“If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery--isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you'll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods, and the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is.”

HATIN

dam you haters ive been wearing holes tryin to contain my bloody opinions, but its just aint workin, and since its who i am and what i do and i just dont fuckin care, im gonna spew my rotten opinions and you can hate on them and me all you want..cuz there mine and not yours so go fuck yourself...
what in the name of the queen is the MBRA point series?  i fuckin get it..the best all around rider..a series of 19 events consisting of road, races, crits and even track events. I fuckin get the best all arounder thing..well why stop half fuckin way..add a 24 hr death march fat tire event, and some misc Mtb TT's and why the hell not a cross race and then call it a season. I hear the dope riddin euro scene just added two world cup mtb events to there schedule along with the grand tours to call it official. NRC squeezed the Lead ville suffocation on to its calendar as well..I fuckin get it ....best all arounder hey West side haters..if you dont own one...run out to the local bike shop and spur the economy..and buy yourself a track bike cuz if you want the overall you better start headin out to Bloomer park..just leave a day early cuz Murder fuckin City traffic is worse than its debt.




I aint sayin i got a better idea..
im just sayin.......




hater

friday fifteen

1.Danny K..Like a bowl Trix
2. Rumors, Liars Haters Fakers Takers. there all out there..
3.Wednesday night worlds fools banking the season on it.
4.Alan Antonuk got called scrawny whats that make Witte?
5.Simonster checks in bout time.. dont leave us hangin
6.DC cant stop racing the Decathlon and duathlons  are next for this aging suck'a
7.Sleep cant seem to get enough
8.Days are gettin longer and thats good.
9.Greyhound with a beard a new breed emerging fron the metro area
10. Shifty Ray isnt done winning
11.The BlackAce does 100 in 4 hrs 23 min.. the Gods Must be Crazy
12.Essex brass begins its quest to capture
13. Wheres Timmy?
14.West Michigan Stage Race TTin @ 7a.m. is that legal?
15.Summer is havin a hard time creepin

drifting

i had this plan....but like somethings plans dont always workout..so it got me thinking....back in the day when i was payin for sleep and i couldn't get much ground.., i hung around with this fella..we'll call him MATTY-V.. (stay with me on this...) we did what most young men do in the inner city..hung out, picking up drifters, dinkin four o's ..went to clubs..Friday nites were spent lurking around D-town The Shelter, 2036, Industry, etc....we thought we were it..the ones..UN-stoppable...and HATED yes fools  HATED..one cold blustery night T went up to meet a female friend  when MATTYs car a 1990 Hyundai Mitsubishi Precise was parked out side a small club called on the out skirts of murder city..the posh club of  3D's seemed safe.trendy..but some nice folk took the liberty of putting some home made die cut style decal on the rear window that simply said...HATED..that set the tone for our brief tour of drifting..we carried that thought of hate with us everywhere.wore that shit like an attitude..i guess you could say we" let our haters be our motivators"...the story goes' on but ill spare you wasting hatred on my poor grammar and put it to proper use..Wednesday Night world is upon us..wink wink...get my drift..?
So plans change the big shout out i was gonna  through out about last weekends gig was shelved, in favor of briefly sayin i wasn't impressed with the turnout down there in the gravel...I have heard through the grapevine for reasons other than the participation level that the "scene" is dying?  things that make you go HMM?
But that set aside i can say conditions have never been better down there which may explain why reigning Cone King Paul Martin was kept on a short leash..cuz .the tables were turned when his former teammate Mac B put another gravel gold to his palmyrs rode in solo..solid...
in random T observations "breakdown" looks to be riding normal. DC got Jonesd ..the HULK keeps gettin bigger..KarWANT-some already has the fake bake goin on.and a few of the Bissell boys look like they have been eating from the same table while Lathrup brought one.

 like the Eye Of Gatto says another one is in the books...

HATE on FOOLS

TAO of BRUCE

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself, do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it.

plra

 you should  by now..the fuckin dope show... its my M/O..dont judge me from this, but i can pedal a fuckin mountainbike without anyone. haters can hate but can they listen? I think its time for some new blood at the helm, and wtf another 20 mile MTB time trial Il hate on that. and DC rolls like a night train.. on your left cotton mouths..Beginners there aint no beginners here. everybody loves pizza too bad those thick fuckers ate it all.. pierced nipples only good on those hotties hanging in the pits, not some pasty muther fuckers shamy talkin. oh well gives those jack ass's that cant ride something to look at..fuckin excuses.. stop bitchen about a licenses and ride your bike..the Pony did and hell he did with no shock absorbers that chick Luks musta ate some Parmachicken as she can out ride most dudes, bumpy trail and all.. I dunno i might come back to see how the 2012-ture battles play and and watch all these haters hate there hate away till they hate themselves keep your fuckin opinions to yourself cuz i dont give a fuck..im Axl Rose motherfucker..

rele-vents of TAO

So 2012 is now rollin Springflingn is now dead history and the those that get dirtyare now dirty...I got a feelin I know a few may be sweatin..Correct me if im wrong..we all know one of these people maybe not the above,maybe so.. but people.. that just the same..those that seem to have the time, all the time and such, ya know time to train.. there body to the fullest, there minds to the sharpest, time to chill compressed all the while havin a spirit and laugh or two..never givin a mind about how others that suffer have to sacrifice...Sacrifice..yea ok,,,fools some do... and thats whole nutha T rant..and when askin suck'as like this they give you that deer in the head lights like stare..express-in the"not a enough time to get it all in im so busy....The point im tryin to spread... were all in this boat together, it may not seem that way, but we are..OK some got kids, soccer wives, Atalanta friends, toys, demanding jobs and deadlines out right waistin time. and lives that dont revolve around pedaling a bicycle...  i get it..dont be hatin cuz.there  will always be that one token few people.. how few and far between they are..there there.. but if your sweatin come  back later and we will talk...... sacrifice..and when all else fails if you missed it today it will be here tomorrow. yea right....get my drift?
  So where does this rant put TMS ? I hope rollin into much anticipated warm days on our faces after last weekend... the Annual Willow Tt was thinner and colder.than the dude that won it.yea that's right 2012 State Cx champ started off were he left off, the German killing machine might as well won that shit on his cross bike.. against the some of the most kitted out sceners.the Roadking was strangely MIA. and no parking lot carnage was reported.
the AAVC/springflingin is done and id be my own fool if i didn't mention that the Over the Hill gang of Lathrup Giant took the over all stopping what is rumored to be a 4+ year domination by the Wolverines...Age vs youth is a sight ..not to go too far into the dirty world ..but lets just say Parma Chicken Gwened it out at Pontiac lake, a "lil pony" was scene runnin around,  DC could a been a contender and i got dissed on the rest.....so much goin on and so little time..so little time...

shine on..and control it...

I aint no puppet, 

and I aint goin no where.

come back later if you want some rele-vents

Hater

TGIF

HATIN

Yankee Springs Deep lake Time trail in an American WTF.

What the bloody hell happened to Mtb time trials? every fuckin rotter wants more..it isnt fuckin bad enough to suffocate for 45 minutes now fuckers want to do it twice as long..aint that what mass rotten XC events are for??..next fuckin thing you know the State Road Tt will be 62 miles..

God save me Haters.

weekend in brief

I gotta keep this brief cuz hatin is town and dont want that shit rub off on me, ya'll know how catchy that junk is...
So here goes it..the MTB scene from what i gather is now underway the infamous Yankee Springs TT got full tms respect with a boasted 700+ riders..that shit brings a big ol crocodile tear to T's eye..I aint gonna post up all the  results and shit but  the BRX crusher bested former 2010 state cross champion by 60.1 seconds..
Over on the east side the 3rd round of the AAVC spring flingin took the stage with a solid and possible record setting attendance for the 12 season..the A race lived up to its TMS nic name Chaos, as a group of 6 riders got away early and lapped what was left.........in the end how ironic was it that it came down to the 2008 state cyclocross champ that Evildude, goin up against reigning 2012 cyclocross champ Questionable..The German made like the pure Wattage machine that he is and saved Wolverine face for the win...I gotta run cuz hatin is in the house lookin for a spot to lay his greasy shit down so i leave you with this....
later haters..

the bunny is green

Timmy doesnt look right

Sand

wind

thick dogs

Bissell avg comes east again

the evil dude has hair...  sorta

Cold

KIDA is the future

Fast times

Dc makes the break

Broken bikes

lathrup revived?

Chicken parm focused

Records

Venges everywhere

1st test or last...

who the hell are all these people and where are the they rest of the year.

training for iceman

1080's/wind bad combo

anderson is a freak! 

 Stange east Stange west

I thought the expert elites were for expert elites...

my first ride of the year.

elite women too few

same old shit

new hope

fake shit

LIAR

who's been get'n it done?!

Fat

knobbies on trainers WTF

tight rigs

expert mens cats huge

2hr mtb TT's whats up wit dat?

Cow bells on the rim

early peaks?

good start...

TAO of Chuck

“Find what you love and let it kill you.”

TonT

Before this i was:

a teenage werewolf that had a crush on Christy McNichol

Ive been busy with:

brain stormin new ideas in between trips to Atlanta
My crew is: 
a select a few

Last time someone tried to fight me:

I busted it out old school style I took off my boot and shoed them in the head with the heel

predator face:

consists of finger meltege and hands to the face

people think i suck at:

basic biometrics 

Dybo will never:

change his shifty ways

Girlfriend in the porn industry:

make better friends than girlfriends

Old gold is:

is like candy to me

Detroit:

aint no play ground

Subway sandwich:

they all taste the same..Jimmy Johns..hand down

Overzealous security guards

deserved to be sodomized

automobiles

are just as deadly and a pain in the ass as guns and gun up your ass

The best video of all time:

Chainsmoke

Multiple personality's

exist inside every sane and insane person

Dont listen to:

Knickleback 

Best Dude out there right now:

he no who he is

Designing: 

landscapes of my mind

the difference between myself now and five years ago:

my body has aged but my head has grown wiser

Omen II

the old fool under the ice always brings a creep into T's mind

the weirdest place in Miscne:

Hillman Michigan, or Oakland county whats up with dat

Lemmys Mole:

has its own zip code and elevation gain 

The best photo of all time:

I havent scene it yet

Id kill for:

burgers, on a patio bar, and some flannel wearing female 

The most ridiculous situation i have ever been in:

involved this guy with a mullet a hot pocket microwave sandwich at a T/A travel center @ 1:30 in the morning

the best bike trick of all time:

BIGRAY top fivin any 1/2 race

I wasted my money on:

just about everything i ever bought that wasn't food

id like to know more about:

the brain and its pineal gland

One thing I always freak out on:

sceners and facebookers no one cares and if they do there lyin...about  what your eatin, where your ridin and what your numbers are.

If I had a million dollars:

id make a video that involved a highly skilled midgets racing at a world cup level, or buy skid mark a personalty

when I die:

my body will rot and my mind will be erased

after this i will.

slip farther into the void.

coming soon

TMS Jedi nominations starting in May 2012

 
don't drink the Kool Aide
“It’s the rider not the bike” “It’s the rider not the bike”