Friday, September 23, 2022


 


  1. 11 speed chain 1500/1800 miles
  2. Khaki shorts 2 seasons, then there outdated
  3. Jim Morrison lived to be 27 years old 
  4. Most modern day shift cables under normal category 3 rider level.. 1 season max
  5. Front brake pads, manufacturing variable, 20/30k
  6. Average death age in Somalia 57 years 
  7. Elvis Presley died at age 42
  8. Costa Rican’s live to be on a average 80.2 years 
  9. Handlebar tape 3 to 4 yours, follow this rule, your fuckn disgusting 
  10. Average life span of most businesses 24 years 
  11. Jayne Mansfield died at age 34
  12. Average lifespan in Bosnia 70.2 years 
  13. Cycling helmets 5/10 years follow this advice see #5
  14. Great White shark, 70 years
  15. Average death in the UK 81 years 
  16. A pack of Smarties in my pocket .22 minutes
  17. 3 to 6 months, most cycling socks
  18. Toothbrush 12-16 weeks
  19. Arnold Ziffell lived to be 8 years old 
  20. Marriage avg life span 7/8 years
  21. Average cost of a breast implant 9k
  22. Average life span of a breast implant 20 years 
  23. Leonard Cohen, September 21, 1934 – November 7, 2016.
  24. Average fit, semi motivated cyclist, 3-4 years
  25. Dugast tubular cyclocross tires 2 weeks, to 3 months
  26. Condoms 3-5 years (unopened)
  27. The most expensive cemetery plot is in Mount Auburn Massachusetts, at cost of over 500,000$
  28. Life expectancy in South Central Africa 51 years 
  29. River Phoenix lived 23 years 
  30. Average life expectancy in Ohio 76 years 
  31. Cottage cheese 2/3 weeks..
  32. Big Mac, refrigerated, one week maximum 
  33. Sonny Liston lived to be 38
  34. Men’s underwear recommended replacing 6/12 months, average mans replacement 3/5 years 
  35. House cat 12-15 years
  36. Cycling bib shorts 2 seasons maximum, depending on the rotation 
  37. Craft, or any other over priced base layer, 12 years plus

 











Thursday, September 22, 2022



 


 205 days until Barry Roubaix 

Wednesday, September 21, 2022



 Rudy...big weekend in the Miscene last wasn’t it? Man what a great way to close out summer, and welcome in sweater weather...

Tripper...Well holy cow Rudy...was it ever..I mean you pretty much coulda chosen whatever you wanted...

Rudy...From the Maverick Gesick, to the Now so Lefrostie cross, to the Michigan vs Ohio road racing thing, if you called yourself bored, I think you might need to talk to your mom.

Tripper, I really dug that Michigan vs Ohio road race, kudos for the MVW and The AAVC for making it happen..it would be way to make it a thing every year, kinda of a cool way to send off summer...


Rudy...the U of M squad...looked sharp...


Morning Cranks crew...I love there kits but someone needs to get them all the same color helmets and a sunglass hook up!


Man Tripper, I hope the MVW crew fielded more dudes than this...


The Downriver hammers...


 look at the size of the Troops from the AAVC! 


Wow...even the Base Media boys flew em in!


See Tripper...this what I was talking about earlier, the Wheelmen crew will go to all lengths to get that advantage, narrow bars, and aero brifters, are must when it’s showtime!

Tripper, yea Rudy...no stone unturned...but what about the Lefrost Cross...I gotta think that was nearly as rad....?

Rudy...yea..Tripper who would’ve of known! The Pony didn’t hang up the shoes, and in 2022 Tim Safari would still be winning the elite race...

Tripper..never count the lil Pony out, and if we’re a gambling man I’d throw Timmy a chance still at obtaining the keys to the camper...


Can you imagine that....it makes me almost wish I could be there..cuz going back to nearly the beginning Timmy was in line,.

Tripper, yea, then DasGerman had to come and Blitzkrieg the entire show...

Rudy....I’m still trying to wrap my head around this ...


Yea...it sure is something, I’m super pumped it’s soo difficult that hasn’t turned into the next Barry Roubaix..just finishing it is something, but to actually win....


Yea...pretty cool...the scene sure isn’t the old scene but it’s pretty rad all the same..and was pretty Rad to see Nicky Z back for a few days!



 


 America gained 2.5 million new millionaires last year





 


 

Tuesday, September 20, 2022


 drink some of that 5 hour energy shit, you pussy


 The only loser in an argument is the person who learns nothing from it.

Monday, September 19, 2022






 The 3rd annual UNDERGROUND-MAN presented by Eclipse on Tap is just around the corner!  The Underground trail coming up on Saturday, 10/1




 


 Great to see the WIZ back in the saddle!!!








 

Sunday, September 18, 2022


 You mean I can race the Elite race and Sport race in the newly revamped Michigan Cyclocross series?