1. 11 speed chain 1500/1800 miles
2. Khaki shorts 2 seasons, then there outdated
3. Jim Morrison lived to be 27 years old 
4. Most modern day shift cables under normal category 3 rider level.. 1 season max
5. Front brake pads, manufacturing variable, 20/30k
6. Average death age in Somalia 57 years 
7. Elvis Presley died at age 42
8. Costa Rican’s live to be on a average 80.2 years 
9. Handlebar tape 3 to 4 yours, follow this rule, your fuckn disgusting 
10. Average life span of most businesses 24 years 
11. Jayne Mansfield died at age 34
12. Average lifespan in Bosnia 70.2 years 
13. Cycling helmets 5/10 years follow this advice see #5
14. Great White shark, 70 years
15. Average death in the UK 81 years 
16. A pack of Smarties in my pocket .22 minutes
17. 3 to 6 months, most cycling socks
18. Toothbrush 12-16 weeks
19. Arnold Ziffell lived to be 8 years old 
20. Marriage avg life span 7/8 years
21. Average cost of a breast implant 9k
22. Average life span of a breast implant 20 years 
23. Leonard Cohen, September 21, 1934 – November 7, 2016.
24. Average fit, semi motivated cyclist, 3-4 years
25. Dugast tubular cyclocross tires 2 weeks, to 3 months
26. Condoms 3-5 years (unopened)
27. The most expensive cemetery plot is in Mount Auburn Massachusetts, at cost of over 500,000$
28. Life expectancy in South Central Africa 51 years 
29. River Phoenix lived 23 years 
30. Average life expectancy in Ohio 76 years 
31. Cottage cheese 2/3 weeks..
32. Big Mac, refrigerated, one week maximum 
33. Sonny Liston lived to be 38
34. Men’s underwear recommended replacing 6/12 months, average mans replacement 3/5 years 
35. House cat 12-15 years
36. Cycling bib shorts 2 seasons maximum, depending on the rotation 
37. Craft, or any other over priced base layer, 12 years plus