Tuesday, October 07, 2008

SNAKEINIT @ STONEY

well ya'll surprised even little ol me, takes alot to piss my friend mr T off but somehow ya'll succeeded. One thing i have learned throughout years of hangin with the man is he CANT stand Belly aching. Dam theres alotta that happening here over something as simple as a grass roots bicycle race. No you havent heard the last of him he just was so put out he couldnt even punch the keys to report on the bicycle events of the past weekend, didnt help he got hemorrhoids. So i owe the man. Im gonna do the report this week. I dont really know much about the whole crosscycle sport but if I can handle being a perpetual kid for the last 40 some years, Not to mention having multiple illnesses and a physical condition that has left me 4ft tall for life, all those combined would put even the hardest crosscycler down,
Im sure I can handle this gig.
well were should we start Sceners. ( who made dat up?) Sceneres,? HM.
C fielders
Where the heck did all these dudes come from, If we could get the elite at this turnout level we'd be rollin.
The B race wasnt any thinner either dudes, dont know who won though. the race i myself like is the masters, 35+ that is the one that amazes me, I mean dudes with kids and some puttin elder kids through college out there suffereing like its no mans business. Dam gotta love, gotta love. Some guy named Pete Ehman rode the rest of the dads off his wheel to score the 35+win , john Rigdon stopped off at walgreens to pick some pain killers after his endo. Hey didnt i see some other guy out there with the last name Riveria. I had a friend i used to work with at 7/11 back in 89 named Riveria. wonder if its him? and the guy I hear is as age defying as the guy who calls himself the black ace..Uh Mark Woliec rode through most of the guys ahead of him and took another timeless victory. And Hows about that woman Ann schwartz score in another win. Gosh dam i looooove that Gal. if i were, and she were. well ..I can dream cant i?
Elite cats i studied up on this one, and found that some guy named Micheal' Wishnick was the one who has been riding faster than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, and today was no different as he held the skinny guy called the Pony. i gitta aksed this one question, what is with all these guys and there nic names? Never have heard so many people flowin the alas's.
I heard alotta people cryin over the course and what not.. and i cant speak personally as i have never raced crosscycle the closet i got to a bicycle race, was the battle of the network stars in 1980 when I went up against eight is enoughs Adam Rich, and Bensons Missy gold on a lime stone running track. I pedaled my little butt off that night and still got my ass beat by a girl.
No.. matter i still scored bigger later on that night.
Im outta here.




15 comments:

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

thanks gary, i owe ya. T

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

no problem T, it was fun.

Anonymous said...

where the heck you been hiding gary?

joe1265 said...

Can we get someone to replace T?

Anonymous said...

hey joe where ya been hiding? got anyone in mind?

Anonymous said...

joe's a racist!

Anonymous said...

Whatchya talkin bout willis?

Can we get a guest spot every week? This is sweet. How about Webster next?

And Missy Gold? Good for you Gary.

Sorry about your hemroids T. Get well soon.

McKinnie said...

holler @ the C-class!

http://jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2007/03/brabus_c_class.jpg

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

THE ROIDS ARE FINE.
DAMMIT GARY.
I THOUGHT WE WAS CHILL
NOW ILLIN ON ME!

Anonymous said...

Im lovin this, MORE! how about willis? or Tootie?

Anonymous said...

I heard there is some guy that is gonna tear it up on the TMS scene next season. i guess we'll have to wait and see!.

Anonymous said...

WHATCH YOU TALKIN ABOUT ANON?

Anonymous said...

http://www.midwestcyclinggroup.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1716

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

Looks like a whole alotta sceners headin to the BUCKEYE state dis weekend. Anyon wanna keep track a what the outcome is? anyone FOOLS

simonster said...

Iron Cross VI this weekend too. I see a few MI sceners on the pre-reg list.

http://www.bikereg.com/events/ConfList.asp?EventID=6654