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No Wave ASSHOLE
Point: Hey ASSHOLE! Yeah you, you fuckin prick. What, are too good? Are you somehow better than me? I'm riding along and acknowledge your presence as a fellow human being enjoying a bicycle ride with a simple wave. And you can't even show me the common courtesy of a wave in return? What the fuck? Is my bike not cool enough? I don't have on the right sponsors clothing? Am I wearing the wrong brand of sunglasses? Did I dare not shave my legs today? Are you too busy keeping glued to your PowerTap? What is your problem? Its a simple wave. Don't want to take your hands off the bar? Fine, give me a nod. I'm respecting you as someone that clearly has something in common with me. I'm just looking for mutual respect. Karma baby, karma.
Counterpoint: Oh, I get it. Because I happen to be riding a bike, I have to somehow be involuntarily indoctrinated into your little club? I drive a car too, do I to wave at all other motorists? Wave all you like, but I might not be in the mood. I don't even know who the hell you are! Don't sign me up for something I didn't ask for and don't get all pissy just because I may not be a cheery happy go lucky little pussy who has to have a stupid bond just because we share the same form of transportation. Fuck that shit.
Point: Hey ASSHOLE! Yeah you, you fuckin prick. What, are too good? Are you somehow better than me? I'm riding along and acknowledge your presence as a fellow human being enjoying a bicycle ride with a simple wave. And you can't even show me the common courtesy of a wave in return? What the fuck? Is my bike not cool enough? I don't have on the right sponsors clothing? Am I wearing the wrong brand of sunglasses? Did I dare not shave my legs today? Are you too busy keeping glued to your PowerTap? What is your problem? Its a simple wave. Don't want to take your hands off the bar? Fine, give me a nod. I'm respecting you as someone that clearly has something in common with me. I'm just looking for mutual respect. Karma baby, karma.
Counterpoint: Oh, I get it. Because I happen to be riding a bike, I have to somehow be involuntarily indoctrinated into your little club? I drive a car too, do I to wave at all other motorists? Wave all you like, but I might not be in the mood. I don't even know who the hell you are! Don't sign me up for something I didn't ask for and don't get all pissy just because I may not be a cheery happy go lucky little pussy who has to have a stupid bond just because we share the same form of transportation. Fuck that shit.
14 comments:
HAHA... right, hey man if Im out on a hard ride I may not be the obviously friendliest rider. It depends on many things. So people should not get all bent out of shape over a wave or something. It is nice to have that ride thing in common, but were not all ambassadors all the time.
Jeep CJ drivers wave to Jeep CJ drivers...
agree but...a simple nod would be nice. the stone cold gunslinger face is worth nothing in THE REAL world.
save that for the thursday night worlds
motor cycle riders wave at motor cycle riders.
Yes, it is I says me
And all who agree
Are more than three, cause they’re we
Yes, YO!
I’m in the house now for sure
Because I wanna talk about the hearts of men
Who knows what evil lurks within them
scary
hey, who's the hottie with the wooden stake? Rrrrrraaaarrr!
im one of those guys that dont wave, dont take it personal, im just not the waving type.
Go TMS!
I stop to smell the flowers.....
yea!
Not only will I not wave back. I will run you down and punch you in the face sucka. Im out to ride. You want to play patty cake too?
I nod at co-workers I pass in the halls
my take is, im too busy training, i got miles to do, watts to burn, limited time to be the friendly biker. Im not slighting you, i just have a job to do and spreadin love while doing it is not one of them, you want waves and kindness? go do a charity ride, the worlds a rough place right now. no hard feelings
just hard truth.
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