Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Glenn Danzigs Power rankings


MRT. Hey Glenn i didn't think id see you this season

Glenn: why

MRT: well with Henry not renewing.

Glenn: what the fuck? you think were a couple?

MRT: Naw not all ...dont get all mid-evil on me.

Glenn: well i aint got nothin going on for the next 3.5 weeks, I know a thing or two about this Miscene cross thing...and I get a kick out of the pain faces some of these mother fuckers throw down so why not. besides i got freinds in Detroit.

MRT: pain faces huh? ya know we all got em scene yours...

Glenn: yea some more than other Dam..

MRT: I hear throw me your best.

Glenn: ahh Hell i hate callin guys out but some the best are the ones with wide gaping mouths, ya know like in complete suffocation..fuckin too funny..

MRT: you didnt give us any..

Glenn: ok dudes like Moncel, grittin his teeth, Rob Selle Mouth agape lookin for air..That stange kid the look of being tired. The entire C field is like the Bataan death march..but hell i didnt come here to talk about that, but it sure would make a dam good topic...

MRT: I hear ya, so whats up with these power rankings your thinking of?

Glenn: well I dont know if any these guys use the wattage meter, but i can assume what some are really bumpin out, and hypin out.

MRT: fair enough.

Glenn: Im also gonna throw a + or - for bike handling skills, (dismounts,running cornering etc..so a guy could be lower on watts but be a better skilled rider so that would bump him up a few slots on my power rankings.

MRT; i get it. But its your assumption just guessing..

Glenn: Thats right..

MRT: well shoot... where do we start?

Glenn: not now the Flintstones are on, Im still compiling..ill let ya know

MRT sounds good Glenn Ill be waiting.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I used to like Glen and his bands, now I think he is a cheese ball panzy ass.
What a wanna be.

http://www.metalunderground.com/news/details.cfm?newsid=73589

the MICHIGANSCENE said...

we agree, but this is the "OLD" Glenn you used to love, the one that would knock your dick in the dirt.. not the poser soo many of us are accustomed to.

Anonymous said...

Wata from Boris could kick Danzig's ass.
Twice.
Then slap mine around for a little bit too. . .
Rwarr.

Anonymous said...

DOPAGE!