Glenns Power Rankings

MRT: Glenn your alittle late where you been?

Axl: IM NOT GLENN, YOU TOOLBOX.

MRT: Axel what you doing here? and where the hell is Glenn.

Axl: i dunno I hear he called in sick last week, i got a call Thursday night TMS said they needed a power ranking post. I owed a favor ya, know..pisses me off though cuz i know that evil muther aint sick, i saw him hauling two bags of tidy cat up his front walk to that creepy ol spook house he lives in, Friday afternoon and he sure as hell wasn't any paler than he normally is.

MRT: so what ya been up?

Axl: this aint about me, Im here through what numbers, strictly my mine... just like any other asshole i got em.

1. Mike Wiz, @ 340. neutral on skills and pedaling efficiency, -5 for for his head. perceived @ 335w. "Mike is one of the few some "jerk" refer d to as the old guard, when his head his screwed down tight he is nearly UN-beatable, multiple state wins, and USGP jersey are proof...other times its "tits up" but plain simple he is still the one.

2. Tom Burke @ 330 -5 for skills, neutral on pedal efficiency and +5 on his game day head. perceived @ 330w. "Tom is good ...real good, but he just cant stop racing, i betcha he races school kids up the school steps on his way to work, i like the spirit... but i think sometimes his legs don't like all that racin,..if he could improve on his starts and his tech skills and he could be the one"

3. Mark Parmachicken @ 330, neutral on all three factors. perceived 330W. "Mark is good all around, but looks to gained alittle weight this season and isnt rollin his 2010 commanding hand, But i wouldn't rule him out....state championship are not givin to fuckers, he earned it and isn't a softy"

4. Jeff the LIL PONY. @300, +15 on skills, +5 on his pedaling efficiency, and neutral to- on his head, perceived @ 320w. "the LIL PONY....the best bike handler TMS cross has ever scene, turns and dismounts like a national champ, when his head is one he is a factor, but 98% it looks like he would rather be somewhere else"

5 Vinny Roberge @300 +5 on skills -5 pedal efficiency, +5 on his head, perceived @ 305W. "Vinny can be on or off, but his head is his strength he is a fighter and isn't afraid to attack and take big chances, hasn't been fully committed in 11 but he still rides well"

to be continued....