Glenns Power Rankings

MRT: well Glenn it is you isnt it?

Glenn: yea its me you got a problem with it?

MRT: well no but with the no-show last week and all ya know havin the sniffles etc

Glenn: I didnt have the sniffles muther fucker, i had a sick Tabby , and Biscuits needed to see the vet and I didn't have time for silly adult games, besides Axl owed me.

MRT: yea right..what for?..did Axl owe you

Glenn:Ill tell you later right now i gotta call out this shit so i can get over Children's Palace for Black Friday's special

MRT: whatcha lookin for?

Glenn: Action figures muther fucker, and some stuff for my nieces..

MRT: ya know I got toys comin out before Christmas?

Glenn: yea hopefully it isnt made by Galoob cuz that shit is junk.

MRT: no comment.

Glenn: lets get it on I grab some names out the Halloween basket and came up with the also rans pack filler, WTF's...and guys that get on the box but arent a real challenge to the big numbers..

WTF ... Sven Baumman. @ questionable wattage. neutral on all 3 basics, and a perceived wattage of questionable. "Don't know much about this German bad ass, but riding around Vets park with his mouth closed beating everyone is a questionable sight and leaves me with a questionable...WTF"

WTF JB Hancock @ 250 watts, neutral on all skill levels, perceived wattage 250. "JB BABY needs to get serious and pay some one or figure that shit on how to train properly I mean for Jesus sake the real CZAR of cross for so many years, hypes and blogs and has the kit and the look but every year its the same ol sloppy watts. You have been doing it too long...figure it out JB or just pick a new discipline its ok we aint hatin"

WTF Matt Baroli @260 neutral on skills and pedal efficiency, and a -20 on his head, perceived @ 240w. "Maybe Matt is too nice for cross, he should learn what the word commitment is and apply it to all the time he spends forking over cash for this stupid sport, or he should just become the driver for the team van and call it good"

ON THE BOX Jay Moncel @ 305, neutral on pedal efficiency and skills, -10 on his head. perceived wattage of 295. "Jay is better than he thinks, and that's the problem he needs to leave his thinking head at home, stop following wheels.. and race without it. His results would improve and so would his confidence plain and simple"

ON THE BOX (last yr) Corey Stange @ 300, 310 " when he is not shot, plain simple the Mustange is tired and my assumption why 2011 was a complete trip in the pain cave. maybe next year? cuz this kid was on the verge, and had the skills to get there, less emphasis on becoming a pro roadie and more on a solid crosser would do him good.

ALSO RAN Rich Stark @ 260 neutral on all three basics. perceived wattage @ 260. Rich's biggest asset is his experience, once an Elite podium sniffer...but the lack proper training leaves him class jumping now and trying to find his sweet spot, now he is up in the 45 bracket and that could spell the end of any elite podium time, oh well theres always Single speed, or maters 35 or 45 or B or??..

TSOB Adam York @325 -5 on skills +5 pedal efficiency, and +15 on his race head, perceived wattage 340. I would like to see this guy come in with fresh legs and focus on cross, cuz this muther fucker is tough as nails, not scared of anyone and i love that shit..i got all these vision of him going down swinging, bleeding and just fuckin still killin dudes..but too many race weekends and body issues left him hopping home for good healing. Too bad maybe next year cuz this dude screams TMS cross. one Tough son of a bitch plain and simple