Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Glenns power rankngs p1


MRT: Glenn what do have for us this morning?

Glenn: Dam T gettin old is a bitch every year it takes a few more Doans pills and another cup ol joe to get these bones rollin

MRT: I hear ya. so whats up the East-side CX power rankin?

Glenn: im on my way, since were talkin about battling father time and all, im gonna hit the masters 45+..your toughest competitor isnt the dude the next you.. its yourself and the ability to keep coming back year after. so as of this moment im gonna give Danzigs top 6
MRT: top 6 seems odd why not just say top 5 podium like?

Glenn: cuz i like the number 6

MRT: ok lets get it on....

masters 45+
1.Don Cameron @310w, +5 for skills, +5 for pedaling efficiency and +5 for is "master"45 head. puts him at a perceived 325w ...the clear winner, Don rides the 45+ like he should all the "other" classes he races.

2. Jeff theSLAYER Haney @ 275w +5 skills neutral on pedaling efficiency, and +5 for having his head screwed down tight. perceived 285w.. Jeff's love for cross shows over his lack of w

3. Mark the MASTER Woloiec @ 300w +5 for skills,neutral on pedaling effeicny, -15 on his game day head. perceived 285w ....Mark needs to ride to like he owns this shit, not renting it.

4.Bob Wozniac @285w +5 for skills, -5 for pedaling efenciy, -5 for the race day brains. puts him at a perceived 280 w ...Bob is solid and gettin better

5.Andy Klumb$ @ 275w, neutral on all others perceived 275w... Andy$ just loves cross and the chi chi's that go with it, if he was a color it would be grey

6. Joe Brown. @268w +5for skills, neutral on all others, perceived 273w ...Joe B just keeps turning the pedals needs to stop screwin around but father time is pullin his ass hard..

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

MORE!!

BrAdLaKo said...

Probably the best blog post of the year! Where is JLO, JMAK, and SB... Master 35+...

Adam said...

It's not what they say, It's what they don't say which has you coming back.

Mister T said...

Where is JLO, JMAK, and SB... Master 35+...
Dont rush Danzig, Danzig dont like to be rushed.

Anonymous said...

Danzig is a pussy: http://www.metalunderground.com/news/details.cfm?newsid=73589

Anonymous said...

DOPAGE!

Surly Bastard said...

Slayer's gonna love this.