The death of cycling
1. Any device that can shave legs
2. Strava
3. Fitting systems (see Body Geometry or ReTul anything)
4. Power based training devices
5. "Training Plans"
6. "Coaches"
7. Any clothing item or accessory costing more than $200.00 (see #8)
8. Credit cards
9. Power/Weight ratios below 4
10. Any event becoming popular post '99. (see cyclo-cross, Ultra-anything, Fondo-anything,"poser-anything", etc.)
11. PEDs
12. UCI and USAC
13. Excuses
14. Thinking too much
15. Lack of heart
10 comments:
amen
Is Walter Matthau posting on TMS now?
16. Haters
Lack of heart
see above.
DOPAGE!
Just received my Lake mxz303's (#7 and no#8)Beacause I don't ride inside. I don't shave my legs #1 and thank God these don't apply to me either #'s 2,4,5,6,9,13,14,15. I'm required to have a license #10 and new races and events help cycling grow #12.
i get it, but u missed it. no love loss. nobody's hatin
just the facts
I feel ya T and agree. Merry Christmas
LOVE IT.
you can’t jack-off with nuclear arms
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