GERT’S SO FUCKING PUMPED HE DOESN’T KNOW WHETHER TO RIDE HIS
MAGNESIUM FUCKING BIKE OR JUST THROW IT THROUGH THE STUDIO WALL AND RUN
TOWARDS THE HORIZON UNTIL HIS LEGS GIVE OUT.
AND THERE’S A TRUCK AIRBRUSHED ON THE WALL. FUCK!!
Gert-Jan used to give me nightmares as a little kid and the doping and the mannequin-blank stares only increased his freakish, bogeyman allure.
I was shit-induction scared of him: he occupied the same headspace of unpredictable malevolence as Freddie Krueger, the T-1000 and our village gluesniffer.
And whenever I see his face, as I did today in your glorious corner of the Internet, I have to quickly remind myself that I am old enough no longer to be afraid.
that is incredible..kinda like the creep that lives down the street from me, his nic name is Freddy Frieburger and he is a old fuckin Busch drinkin redneck from hell. that will scare even the most seasoned cyclist.
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How many times that dude test positive? 2? 3?
Check out that Hgh forehead. Very nice.
Gert-Jan used to give me nightmares as a little kid and the doping and the mannequin-blank stares only increased his freakish, bogeyman allure.
I was shit-induction scared of him: he occupied the same headspace of unpredictable malevolence as Freddie Krueger, the T-1000 and our village gluesniffer.
And whenever I see his face, as I did today in your glorious corner of the Internet, I have to quickly remind myself that I am old enough no longer to be afraid.
8:29 AM
that is incredible..kinda like the creep that lives down the street from me, his nic name is Freddy Frieburger and he is a old fuckin Busch drinkin redneck from hell. that will scare even the most seasoned cyclist.
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