1.The Black-Ace....
oatmeal and diet root beer were all that was found in the Black Aces cup after the Death Crit

2.Wakeley...
ice cubes................ would The Grayling giant have anything else...

3.DC .
FastFord blew a steady quart of 10W30 at PhartBike Nats late last winter

4.Johnny Utah...
Miscenes mellow Johnny only released a thick liquid containing mostly sarcasm at the Lumberjack 100

5.Al Mcwilliams...
The guy who invented  fun was found to have just sky miles after another Nach del creepy ride in mid August

6.Kroske....
During his summer SAM reign of terror..Cincy promoters snagged Scott but only found large sums naturally generated testosterone pellets

7.Dam Yamkus....
The original twelve Star Wars action figures were found in Dams urine sample after a Waterford Worlds...no word yet if he was using the dark side for his gains

8.The WIZ....
after his short CX come back at mad Anthony his sample sadly was too foamy to get a clear reading

9.Alex Vanias...
Alex peed a steady stream of e=mc2 at an undisclosed event last spring

10.Nate Williams....
after riding away mouth closed at Maple Hills sparked the interest of The promoters there..but came up short handed as Nate Dog spilled only spare watts

11.Kevin Collins....
 after posting more podiums than half the scene put together Ol Kev filled three cups  up with nothin but pure style

12.Lako...
High roller High stakes player Big Money man B-Rad popped out three gold ingots  at the Alma GP

13.Random MMBA board user...
They only found tears in the anonymous rider at the Yankee Springs Time trial

14.Joeberon...
after a brief comeback of sorts this pass summer Joe pissed two pints of Hopslam into a pint glass at a unknown MTB race

15.Foshag....
after a few good rides during the 17 season the Death crit promoters grabbed the Evil-Dude with hopes of finding something other than Doritos dust..but were disappointed when they found only Geritol tablets


throughout the 2017 these fifteen riders were selected at random to tinkle in that cup of suspicion these were the results...