Friday, April 19, 2019

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1.folding number plates...
2.neon everything..
3.horrible eyewear.
4.crosswinds
5.first timers on phart bikes riding next to ex-pros and multi national champions
6.survival for most
7.long ridiculous drug out podiums
8.course records smashed
9.DNFs
10.the Attacker greeting every single rider that crossed the line
11.folks got a chance to come Jesus with the wind
12.crazy expensive shit and long forgotten relics
13.Dudes without helmets
14.top 10 looks pretty hard for scener from now on
15.spring iceman
16.SIMONSTER wins the 100 miler
17.rumors fly about a possible Bandit class and 200 miler
18.a sea of a serous game face riders
19.dabbing
20.that sign people that like heavy metal do with there fingers
21,the Fonzie thumbs up thing
22.smiles ten miles wide
23,beer
24.more beer
25.cool trophies
26.wheelies
27.dogs that look like there owners
28.bike carriers worth more than there cars
29.why is it all women cyclists drive Subarus
30.Rider registrations taking longer than the race itself
31.bar end, aero bars, and hideously wide drops
32.Nolan Vanderslagmorelnd killing it for the scene
33.Bissell fields a gravel squad
34.helmet mirrors
35.where old cross bikes when they dont find CX fun anymore
36.the rebirth of tandems
37.your neighbor Dale
38.CamelBacks
39.Everyone looks fast...........................................almost everyone
40.great weather
41.the peace sign
42.friendly humans
43.horrible helmets
44.overdressed
45.costumes
46.stuffed animals
47.roadbikes
48.flat pedals
49.smokers
50.hardons
51.the hangloose sign
52.bragging rights..at least for a few weeks
53.heart-attacks
54.comebacks
55.tire choices
56.bike envy
57.wife envy
58.penis envy
59.

Barry wrap up


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