1. Going the wrong way at ICEMAN 
2. Over dressing 
3. U no u fucked up when Nate Williams calls u chief
4. Wearing undies under your bibs
5. Leaving your shoes at the camper before the start of the pro-men’s race at ICEMAN 
6. Eating a egg sandwich just mere moments before start time
7. Vomiting it up during the race...
8. Vomiting again shortly after..
9. Crashing by yourself  taking a hair brain line in a crit
10. Going out too hard...
11. Blowing your wad chasing down everything that moves..
12. Worrying about the wrong people..only get taken down by others
13. Dive bombing corners, and getting called a cheese dick
14. Bunny hopping man hole covers
15. Wheeling before the start and flipping over busting my tailbone 
16. Dragging the whole cat5 field Around thinking I’m gonna win this shit
17. Leaving the baby wipes at home to clean up my bloody ass
18. Missing my warm up flirting with chicks only to get dropped 20 minutes later in front of them
19. Racing with worn out tires
20. Letting some psi out prior to a rain race only to realize your riding on oatmeal
21. Playing for the sprint as small groups ride away...
22. Buzzing peoples wheels
23. Going for primes and then getting popped
24. Playing into your ego
25. Trusting Dan Yankus
26. Blowing through the tape twice at a UCI race
27. Sitting in only to get dropped
28. Signing up late for snake alley
29. Trusting Eric McBride
30. Getting mentally popped from the winning break 
31. Throwing my bottles before the sprint
32. Sprinting from the hoods
33. Sprinting a lap early for the win
34. Trusting Jason Swatloski
35. Using 19mm tires at the worst State road race course ever
36. Sitting on the front too long
37. Trusting Ray Dybowski
38. Flat hauling ass into a corner eating shit riding on my hoods crashing alone
39. Racing in a sleeveless jersey 
40. Spending a whole Waterford race in my small chainring not knowing it..