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1. Cool is always cool..
2. Awesome is respect
3. Bling aint Bling anymore
4. things aint gonna change for awhile
5. Be nice to people
6. Arguing with people is waste o time
7. Shut up more often
8. Change your bar tape often
9. Change your under wear more
10. No one cares un less they ask
11. Stop using the letter I so often
12. Treat people more than they treat you
13. try doing intervals instead of group rides
14. dont over analyze is it
15. complaining is to adults as crying is to little children
16. trust animals
17. Text a friend
18. proper fit will override the next senseless purchase 
19. Phart-Bikes are dead
20. Killed by Zwift
21. Stop expecting soo much out of people
22. Your not great everything accept it
23. Don’t talk with your mouthful 
24. If your spouse wasn’t a porn star..chances are she ain’t gonna be one alls quiet on the hatin front
25. wonder what the WIZ is doin
26. I miss Danny
27. That Kid that looks like that kid from remember the Titans heads west for some CX base training
28. CX yea..thats not happening this year
29. Michigan will soon lobby to be its own Country..
30. Nice pull
31. Jaws three ain’t so bad
32. Martyrdom is overrated 
33. Did covid kill the Death crit?
34. The Maumee Valley wheelman keep critin. Despite the virus
35. Vegas oddsmakers are betting against the Iceman 
36. Tarmac killed the Venge 
37. Tits are underrated 
38. Ass is over
39. Wonder what Johnny Utah is doing
40. Anyone remember Rick..well hung Lung
41. John Rigdon...why did Lathrup pick that guy up bitd
42. Ever-wresting records continued to get smashed
43. Garmin caught a bug and suddenly everyone’s activity’s don’t count 
44. Where’s my two-dollars?
45. Most Manufacturers cut there CX bike line to two models 
46. Florida..Covid..Hurricanes..now UFOs
47. Warbasse still carrying the US flag in Europe 
48. Anyone remember the Milford crit
49. The scene needs more Joberon 
50. Let’s come up with an alternative if the iceman gets cancelled 
51. I’m TMS n I hate TMS