- Born a 1 month early
- Spent three weeks in the Neo NATO center
- Colic, and rarely sleeps through the night
- Has food allergies
- Has trouble with being potty trained
- Has trouble making friends
- Bullied
- Parents quarrel often
- Spends a lot of time alone
- Reading or playing video games
- Not very athletic
- Gawky
- Has no real close friends
- Parents separated before the age of ten
- Spends weekends and holidays at various homes
- Experiments with drugs at 14
- Has trouble with keeping grades consistent
- Parents continue argue of holidays
- Rides the bus to school
- Maintains a 2.7 grade point average through high school
- Graduates but parents can not afford college
- Opts to a trade school
- Works a job at the local Red Lobster
- Borrows grandmother car
- Doesn’t get along with mother
- Moves in with dad
- Wrecks grandmas car
- Has a hard time keeping grades up
- Meets a girl
- Loses the Red Lobster job
- Butts head with his father
- Dating steadily
- Buys a pick up truck
- Gets his girlfriend pregnant
- Begins accumulating credit card debt
- Graduates from trade school
- Moves in with girlfriend and newborn
- Making rent is hard
- Mends ties with mother
- Works a swing a shift
- Gets a puppy
- Working 40 plus hours a week welding
- Tired all the time
- Gains weight
- Smokes a lot of pot
- Goes to midnights at work
- Weekends often spent working overtime to pay off student loans
- Doesn’t call his parents very often
- Grouchy and tired all the time
- Misses his kids school program working late
- Hasn’t had sex or real closeness to his spouse in over 7 years
- Chats on line with other women
- Kids need braces
- Has never bought a new car
- Has a minor gambling addiction
- Gets put on the afternoon shift at work
- Buys a used Harley and a guitar
- Drinks too much
- Has never went on a all inclusive vacation
- Owes money to the IRS for late taxes
- No 401k
- Wears white leather tennis shoes
- Nothing in a savings account
- Medical bills accumulate for dental work
- Ailing father moves in with him
- Has to hire a in home care
- Kids are nearly graduating
- Dog dies
- Stressed but rarely shows it
- Acquires a second job
- Turns 50
- Has a viagra script, but rarely uses it
- Losing all his hair
- On high blood pressure medication
- Can’t afford to replace his garage roof
- Puts off his yearly physical
- Father passes away
- Pays for funeral out of pocket
- Mother comes back into his life
- Wife is diagnosed with breast cancer
- Kids go away to college
- Has trouble sleeping
- Still works two jobs
- Wife’s cancer spreads
- She is given 2 months to live
- Goes on a medical from work and collects 80 percent of his pay
- Wife passes
- Goes on an anti anxiety and depression medication
- Sells Harley
- Takes care of his elderly mother
- Kids moved across country
- Spends a lot of time in the garage
- Files for bankruptcy to eliminate credit card debt
- Still owes on his home
- Student loans close to be paid
- Mother passes
- Aquires her estate
- Has to liquidate it to bury her
- Hasn’t left his home town besides going to work in 5 years
- 5 years until he retires
- Rarely speaks to his kids
- Has a hip replacement
- Taught himself to play the guitar
- Watches reruns of Sanford and Son every Wednesday night
- Joined a dating ap
- Working a regular 40 hour week
- Takes walks every night
- Gets another dog
- Trying to eat healthy
- Suffers a fatal heart attack at Home Depot looking for the correct toilet rebuild kit
Life extreme
1 comment:
That's a rosey one this week.
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