Friday, April 22, 2022



  1. Born a 1 month early
  2. Spent three weeks in the Neo NATO center
  3. Colic, and rarely sleeps through the night
  4. Has food allergies 
  5. Has trouble with being potty trained
  6. Has trouble making friends
  7. Bullied 
  8. Parents quarrel often
  9. Spends a lot of time alone
  10. Reading or playing video games
  11. Not very athletic 
  12. Gawky 
  13. Has no real close friends
  14. Parents separated before the age of ten
  15. Spends weekends and holidays at various homes
  16. Experiments with drugs at 14
  17. Has trouble with keeping grades consistent 
  18. Parents continue argue of holidays 
  19. Rides the bus to school 
  20. Maintains a 2.7 grade point average through high school 
  21. Graduates but parents can not afford college 
  22. Opts to a trade school
  23. Works a job at the local Red Lobster
  24. Borrows grandmother car
  25. Doesn’t get along with mother 
  26. Moves in with dad
  27. Wrecks grandmas car
  28. Has a hard time keeping grades up
  29. Meets a girl 
  30. Loses the Red Lobster job
  31. Butts head with his father
  32. Dating steadily 
  33. Buys a pick up truck
  34. Gets his girlfriend pregnant 
  35. Begins accumulating credit card debt
  36. Graduates from trade school
  37. Moves in with girlfriend and newborn 
  38. Making rent is hard
  39. Mends ties with mother
  40. Works a swing a shift
  41. Gets a puppy
  42. Working 40 plus hours a week welding 
  43. Tired all the time
  44. Gains weight
  45. Smokes a lot of pot
  46. Goes to midnights at work
  47. Weekends often spent working overtime to pay off student loans
  48. Doesn’t call his parents very often
  49. Grouchy and tired all the time
  50. Misses his kids school program working late
  51. Hasn’t had sex or real closeness to his spouse in over 7 years
  52. Chats on line with other women 
  53. Kids need braces
  54. Has never bought a new car 
  55. Has a minor gambling addiction
  56. Gets put on the afternoon shift at work 
  57. Buys a used Harley and a guitar 
  58. Drinks too much
  59. Has never went on a all inclusive vacation 
  60. Owes money to the IRS for late taxes
  61. No 401k
  62. Wears white leather tennis shoes
  63. Nothing in a savings account 
  64. Medical bills accumulate for dental work 
  65. Ailing father moves in with him
  66. Has to hire a in home care
  67. Kids are nearly graduating 
  68. Dog dies
  69. Stressed but rarely shows it 
  70. Acquires a second job
  71. Turns 50
  72. Has a viagra script, but rarely uses it
  73. Losing all his hair 
  74. On high blood pressure medication 
  75. Can’t afford to replace his garage roof 
  76. Puts off his yearly physical 
  77. Father passes away 
  78. Pays for funeral out of pocket 
  79. Mother comes back into his life
  80. Wife is diagnosed with breast cancer
  81. Kids go away to college 
  82. Has trouble sleeping
  83. Still works two jobs
  84. Wife’s cancer spreads 
  85. She is given 2 months to live
  86. Goes on a medical from work and collects 80 percent of his pay
  87. Wife passes
  88. Goes on an anti anxiety and depression medication 
  89. Sells Harley 
  90. Takes care of his elderly mother
  91. Kids moved across country
  92. Spends a lot of time in the garage 
  93. Files for bankruptcy to eliminate credit card debt
  94. Still owes on his home
  95. Student loans close to be paid 
  96. Mother passes
  97. Aquires her estate 
  98. Has to liquidate it to bury her
  99. Hasn’t left his home town besides going to work in 5 years 
  100. 5 years until he retires 
  101. Rarely speaks to his kids
  102. Has a hip replacement 
  103. Taught himself to play the guitar 
  104. Watches reruns of Sanford and Son every Wednesday night 
  105. Joined a dating ap
  106. Working a regular 40 hour week
  107. Takes walks every night
  108. Gets another dog
  109. Trying to eat healthy 
  110. Suffers a fatal heart attack at Home Depot looking for the correct toilet rebuild kit



Life extreme 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's a rosey one this week.