1. Cow pie weekend.

2. Gas prices still too much for my broke ass to commit to traveling to another gravel race

3. Might stay home and do yard work 

4. Wife n kids are out of town, I can watch Porn Hub anywhere I want

5. Wash the car

6. Organize stuff

7. Take a nap

8. Download new music 

9. Stalk people on the internet 

10. Stalk people in my neighborhood 

11. Fix the dilapidated fence I’ve been ignoring since the pandemic 

12. Zwift

13. Binge watch my favorite show 

14. Text random friends 

15. Send hate mail

Me this weekend