Tuesday, December 01, 2009

cross prediction

yea motherfuckers I'm back, You thought just because the Evil dude retired i did as well, wrong, motherfucker I never miss a chance at speaking about something as pain full as this cyclocross thing, I have been up all night praying to the dark lord we get some shit ass conditions for this weekend.
TMS: OK Glenn how about masters 35+?
Glenn: fuck its been the best fucking battle all fucking season. It could go a multitude of ways, but instead of who's favorite id rather talk about who is gonna be in the pain cave.
TMS: ok
Glenn: dudes have been going backwards, whats with the Main street guy the big husky dude. he ain't got that from the fuckin go. rule him out. The Italian Stallion..hey whats he doing out there any way? you want more?
TMS: just give us a winner
Glenn: fuck you! How about the pain faces that Jacks bike shop guy looks like he is being skinned alive for 45 minutes I LOVE THAT SHIT. fucking great!
TMS OKOKOK masters 45+?
Glenn: theres some hurt in motherfuckers there. one guy comes to my mind.that lurchy motherfucker from Painted Bicycles. always looks like he is suffering a thousand deaths
TMS: C field?
Glenn: Fuck the guy with the elbow pads and helmet cover
TMS:?? i think he races B
Glenn B field. if so the fucking guy. He may have poker face but getting lapped is worse than being whipped with a knotted plow line.
TMS: The Elite men
Glenn: Fuck that! the only one not in pain is that Wissink guy, fucking guy rides around with his mouth closed..God dam it pains me to watch it ! 8-10 guys riding around all shelled out. Hell with that course this weekend. Its gonna be Human Misery. fuck id give up my MOTHER to see some of those early lappers deep in realm of the Hurt locker chhh chhhoke GASPP!! too fuckin bad..Lets hope the conditions turn south otherwise that Wissink dude will lay to waste the rest of the 4-5 guys from the gunn .
TMS: i don't think you can count out a few others in there. And we think the turnout is gonna be bigger than those nay sayers say.
Glenn; i ain't countin anyone out mother fucker, But you show me at anytime when he hasn't chopped the those motherfuckers off at will?
TMS: you act like he should be ashamed at winning
Glenn: how do you fucking figure? Id be loving every second of that shit, I ain't say in it comes fucking easy. But putting motherfuckers into submission week in week out is fuckin great. knowing your the one yielding the biggest sword. Win lose or draw..
TMS: alright...thanks Glenn
Glenn: Fuck you

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

danzig your as washed up as Hasselhoff.

Anonymous said...

Fuckity fuck fuck FUCK!
Fuck'n good interviews!

Anonymous said...

someone needs to count how many times Danzig says the word fuck. Hope that little Goocher kid isnt visiting tms like he was last month.

Anonymous said...

Fuck=6
Some variation of the word Fuck=23

Anonymous said...

Mutha...tell your children not to walk my way...

Anonymous said...

DANZIG!

League of Gentleman said...

"Its gonna be Human Misery. fuck id give up my MOTHER to see some of those early lappers deep in realm of the Hurt locker chhh chhhoke GASPP!!"


It will be fun to watch.

League of Gentleman said...

"Id be loving every second of that shit, I ain't say in it comes fucking easy. But putting motherfuckers into submission week in week out is fuckin great."

Yes it would be.