- Is this the new Mecca?
- Think you’re going fast today?
- Think again…
- You’re wearing tight fitting race cut lycra head to toe???
- Eww…
- All noses getting looked down…
- One aero helmet
- Countless full face helmets
- Enduro bikes
- Dirt jumpers
- Even bikes for women named after a woman
- Where’s the pivot on your bike?
- What’s a hard tail???
- two chain-rings wtf
- Hero Dirt
- Gooch lines galore
- Guys on hybrids with bald tires
- Polo shirts
- No shirts
- Do you even lift Bro???
- Looking for that KOM or PR?
- Better not show up on a weekend
- Or any day ending in y…
- Dude, why are you trying to ride so fast?
- You’re harshing my vibe…
- Does anyone use clipless pedals anymore?
- Responsible parents teaching proper trail etiquette
- Visors tilted to the sky
- Full goggles
- Kids having the time of their lives
- I ain’t getting out of your way old man!
- No bottles, just hydration packs
- Loaded for bear…
- Hey Strava dude, slow down!
- What are you talking about? I’m barely quick, let alone legitimately fast
- Baggy downhill jerseys
- go-pros
- tic-tocks
- YouTube channel's
- That line last year
- This line this year
- Mind if I come by?
- Yes, but I’m going to stop instantly in front of you
- Hikers mad at the cyclists for using the purpose built trail by cyclists for cyclists
- Where did those rocks come from???
Evolution of a trail…
1 comment:
Fuckin Brilliant
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