Friday, June 17, 2022



  1. Is this the new Mecca?
  2. Think you’re going fast today?
  3. Think again…
  4. You’re wearing tight fitting race cut lycra head to toe??? 
  5. Eww…
  6. All noses getting looked down…
  7. One aero helmet
  8. Countless full face helmets
  9. Enduro bikes
  10. Dirt jumpers
  11. Even bikes for women named after a woman
  12. Where’s the pivot on your bike?
  13. What’s a hard tail???
  14. two chain-rings wtf
  15. Hero Dirt
  16. Gooch lines galore
  17. Guys on hybrids with bald tires
  18. Polo shirts
  19. No shirts
  20. Do you even lift Bro???
  21. Looking for that KOM or PR?
  22. Better not show up on a weekend
  23. Or any day ending in y…
  24. Dude, why are you trying to ride so fast?
  25. You’re harshing my vibe…
  26. Does anyone use clipless pedals anymore?
  27. Responsible parents teaching proper trail etiquette
  28. Visors tilted to the sky
  29. Full goggles
  30. Kids having the time of their lives
  31. I ain’t getting out of your way old man!
  32. No bottles, just hydration packs
  33. Loaded for bear…
  34. Hey Strava dude, slow down!
  35. What are you talking about?  I’m barely quick, let alone legitimately fast
  36. Baggy downhill jerseys
  37. go-pros
  38. tic-tocks
  39. YouTube channel's 
  40. That line last year
  41. This line this year
  42. Mind if I come by?
  43. Yes, but I’m going to stop instantly in front of you
  44. Hikers mad at the cyclists for using the purpose built trail by cyclists for cyclists
  45. Where did those rocks come from???




Evolution of a trail…

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Fuckin Brilliant