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Walk Away

Before I step away...take some time shitty grammar aside and read between the lines.....i have to say...its always this way..like the night before christmas..the last day of school....the last lap..you get my drift..to some that might visit this lack luster of a spot on the internet its meaningless..just another cold sunday in hell..maybe a football game..sleep in after  a night doing the bar scene..a mtb ride with friends..etc...its all good..To T its always been the final eclipse of the season....No matter the turnout..the outcome and the final tally..the night before the cross state championship will always be held in high regard....My opinions dont mean nothin ..im just another guy..whatta i know...
G-good..i gotta tell you no matter the outcome... you had a good season..you shouldnt feel the least let down..you had some crumby races and you had some wins...and a win is a win..is a win.....I wish LAko coulda been tad kwicker you two make a great team..Jmak your seasons too short..stop under achieving and challange for the boxes..lil Simon..how long has it been..in sense you are one of the oldest standing members of an ailing scene..your good..stop fuckin around..

Queen Anne as always ...in case i am not around to speak your name again next fall,  much love and full respect and if you where here right now Id sit you down on my big comfy couch pour you a glass of  wine turn the lights down and  play my favorite psychedelic furs song and simply kiss your soft hand....you deserve a crown..stay gold...
thanks..Xo!

Oh then theres Sven in less then 6 months rumor has it you will be gone and all that is left is the legacy you left behind on how you came to our scene and added something it was needed..2 times the champion and id be a fools fool to say your not the favorite..and then theres Tom Burke..its your chance... conditions are gonna suit you... if you dont take down the current.... next year when you win the title there will forever be an asterisk after your name..you have no choice...Adrian here says..."WIN" ride like the multi state champion you are..Miscene is proud to call you ares..Lil Pony..when you look up Michigan cross in the archives of TMS you will have half the book written about you ...out of all the guys going to the line..if my house was on fire and my kitty cat needed saving id call you cuz i know you out of anyone could get the job done when it needed to get done....forever TMS favorite...Beebee..Kolo-Tc was right...im glad you stepped in..i dont know you personally but i have seen you and watched you ..if you dont get bored...with a bit more fine tuning we could hear more about you...we need more like you...Bunny..i gotta give you the shoulder shrug..WIZ..if your out there..listen up fool..it crushes my soft heart to see you waste it....Parmachicken..dont walk away...no  not...after last years display....i know if you show you could  drop jaws..Chad Wells..thanks for coming down soo often mucho props....i gotta stop im gettin misty..


So no matter what/who comes next ..I gotta walk away now..its been good and real..7 years..i never once regretted a single second of not one post....comment..laugh..image.friend....video..nothin..nothin.. ..not one..

PEACE..

I TOLD YOU I AINT GOING NO WHERE.

Another Perfect day

Glen:
Its gonna be a great day probably one of the best match ups per size since the old guard was at the thrown there is only one way to describe its..its gonna be like how the gods kill.
between the battle for 35+ and the elites....is gone gonna come down to blood and tears..Im throwing my stripper dollars on Ggood..god dam muther fucker don't...don't let me down..Jmak, the lil British fuck are gonna have to have  the ride of there life..to take the Slayer driven Rocky figure....
If only..there is only a way to describe the outcome of the elites Wolverine of course who rule...the only question is which one gotta give the horns to the German..his buddy Burke has gotta do now or never....Lil Pony top 5..Beebee..3rd..like a little kid on Christmas morning shakin boxes...peeling corners....wonder and quick guesses bounce through my head will the Bunny..finally  make it to the final..is Parmachicken done for the season?  and is it the end of the Wiz..?oh so many fuckin questions..

Lemmy:
I aint no nice guy..That Osgood fellow has alot riding on him choking at the final seems to be his m/o..He needs to shake that shit Sunday afternoon..I would like to think he will...His comp can only come in the form a no surprise race downer..
The two time champion from the fatherland..can only be the favorite..competition much like Glen said back in the old guard days... will come from his teammate..and i would be a god dam stupid burned out fool if Beebee couldn't be considered...the darkhorse

so for Burke and Osgood if your ears are open and your mind free....
just remember without me there would be no SLAYER

 Hello victims!

I can almost taste it,
It's the need to see you die,
You thought you had it made,
Well here's your final shock surprise,
How do you like it,
My unfaithful friend?
How do you like it?
How do you like my Sweet Revenge?

Turn the key in the door,
No one close to hear you scream,
You'll never imagine the pain,
Even in you're foulest dreams,
How do you like that
Invitation friend?
How do you like that?
That's what I call my Sweet Revenge

So sweet to see you,
Writhe and crawl and scream for life,
But I can't listen now,
I'm too busy with the knife,
I don't hear you laughing,
My dismembered friend,
I don't hear you laughing,
You don't like my Sweet Revenge 



So there from two metal heads
its all up to T.

I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING SUCKA...BUT YOUR WRONG...
I AINT THAT GUY I AINT WHO YOU THINK I AM...WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE EVERY FOOL WHO THAT HAS BEEN T FINDS TO SPEAK HAS SPOKEN...


IT WILL BE MY TURN.....
YOU BEEN DODGING ME FOR TOO MANY YEARS..ITS DISGRACE AND THE TIME IS COMING..



CLUBBER LANG

just another useless metalhead opinionated post

Seamen
Russell
Stark
Wolowiec
Hilditch
DC 

Glen:
 Its like an old girlfriend i just aint gettin lift off...yet but were gettin close...guess im holding out for tomorrow...Seamen/Woloweic i know they are the elder statesmen and seamen is  all gnarly and shit but for fuckin god sakes..just once i wanna see one of them take the flyer.. ride off the front.. and go for broke..But with the "other" wolverine..aint gonna happen..Stark.... like that other guy we cant figure him out..DC will always be DC..if he shows and the rumor is he his on his own plan..but if he does..i gotta give him the nod..after all No One beats DC NO ONE..Hilditch..not a "win" factor..

Lemmy:
I agree you evil little bastard..I cant wait for tomorrow...my mind is churning solidly thoughts of that lil pony, the osgood fellow and the man from the Fatherland..so much i cant compose myself properly to speak any other than..


"Show no quarter, delight in slaughter
Up for your last long ride, maybe God's on the other
side...."


 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiMMcC-HfkI

cross seniority

1.J Weinert
2.M Woloiec
3.DC
4.M Seamen
5.J Card
6.M Wissink
7.Q-Anne
8.K Riege
9.Jmak
10.Burke
11.PappaT
12.K-Oday
13.S Bailey
14.E Fernando
15.Goochers

Remember a day

"Remember the days when people cared about Michigan X? UCI races and the "next BIG scene".


Yea I am fully aware..it brings the ill fated big ol T crocodile tear to my eye..I sit and i wonder quite often...what happened...? Like a relationship how did something so good . get so bad...I know it aint dead..and folks are not looking for the keys to the camper yet..but man..its tough..its tough to say what happened..like soo many things in T's life i search often for answers..reasons...ill be the first to admit maybe i am missin somethin..maybe its partially my fault..lord knows i tried..i tried to do my part..i know i get blamed and tms is ridiculed for spreading hatred..maybe it does.. i dont get it..

but like my bro Lo pan has said.."shut up, Lawrence! You are not brought upon this world to get it"

so i go
 i go away back to my hole wringing my wrists shaking my head shuffle in my feet..and wondering where it will end..can we ever be who we were or is this the fate of what we are.



http://vimeo.com/8119128

Useless Cross Prediction shit post

T: ok lets have it....

Tom Barrett
Derek Gibbs
Nathan Kearns
Scott Goocher
cross bastard
d massey
Addison oaks
Tim faas
eric fernando

Glen:
I cant speak a whole pile on these guys..i only know from past results..but i can tell you this.... you slipped T ..Joe Seidl will own the B field..Tom Barrett is gonna have to take down old man Gooch..should be a sweet match up as the later is gettin kinda long in the tooth..i remember back in the day when he went toe-toe with G-good..times runnin out..throw in a few dark horses and well..could get messy..rumor has it..Dave Massey all call and no fuckin roll this weekend..that old Wolverine is the odds on favorite..Addision should be a solid course if its anything like last year..but god dam its a pain in the ass to find.

Lemmy:
 insert choking  sounds when you fuckin feel the need..Christ picking favorites is like picking the winner of a cute baby contest..If you go off past results..Seidl and Barrett are the odds on favorite..but if Goocher can get a good start and ride with zero mistakes..its all bets off...thats IF heavy pressure weigh on the man with experience...Cross-Bastard..is MIA. wtf? ..and Eric Fernando..is a podium...Addison oaks the best course to date..so they say..

T: that was pretty thin..maybe this will be better..see you tomorrow after friday whatver

Seamen
Russell
Stark
Wolowiec
Hilditch
DC

Three Faces of Evil

T:
Just when i thought i was either gonna have to bail on this whole weekend in general or either run the bullshit with just Glen i get a call from that rotten old Bastard Lemmy. To say i was jazzed was an understatement, seems Brazil gave him a reprieve for the weekend. And well whatta ya know he stopped by Ol TMS to see the damaged he left in his wake since the 3rd of September. It didnt take much persuasion after a few pints a couple of strippers and bam Lemmy is on board for the few days. I am nothing short of Tickled ignorant...
Glenn:
Its all fuckin good..having a Metal legend like Lemmy around for a few days sure as hell is fuckin fine with me..beats the shit outta David Hassellhoff any god dam day. But i do question what in the  hell do you know about fuckin cross anyway?  and even worse the muther fuckers that are even gonna be there vi eying for the coveted titles?
Lemmy:
Let me tell you something you Bastard..someone once told me you were deeper than darkness.. that isnt gonna keep me from doing this shit One more fuckin time.....im your man....I can Bite the bullet i aint no one night stand  and  Ill roll the next few days like a mean machine..give me the script..let me see the tapes listen to the tales of glory, the voices of war.. and go over the results..and when the weekends over you can have the keys to the kingdom..cuz im gone like yesterday...

T: I can feel my T level stabilize already...you both got  some work to do boys s..here are some names comeback with your predictions...
Tom Barrett
Derek Gibbs
Nathan Kearns
Scott Goocher
cross bastard
d massey
Addison oaks
Tim faas
eric fernando
dont be laggin as the weekend is creepin faster than status update

PEACE!

Pre-race bullshit Starting tonight

Triple T Tuesday

1.SIMONSTER
2.SIMONSTER
3.SIMONSTER
4.SIMONSTER
5.SIMONSTER
6.SIMONSTER
7.SIMONSTER
8.SIMONSTER
9.SIMONSTER
10.SIMONSTER
11.SIMONSTER
12.SIMONSTER

dont be hatin fools....

remember when...

Ah, the Affliction shirt.
The sideways hand gesture.
The Steve Zahn douche-face.
He’s not a huge douche. More like a mid stage-2er. Enough to annoy. More than a ‘bagling. But less than a full fledged scrote.
I love you, pouty brunette with the green fruffy drink and the pink pyramid. Please come sit at my table and tell me about how you’re temping but you really want to be a makeup artist. I’ll pretend to care and nod frequently.


ohh soo good..
 http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/11/

One left and less than seven days out..and in the eye Gatto another one is in the books..chaos, stupidity, poor grammar and hatred..etc.. have seem to fill TMS for seven years..it was only befitting that a points series should reflect its pathetic nature..So i feel the need to clarify how this stupid shit is tabulated and such. In a perfect world .... the best and fastest guys win right..eeh... that is partly true in most cases but not always here..by now... most know TMS is not normal..things dont seem to roll in the direction they should...and Ts easy to hate....and it isnt always necessarily about the bike..fastest guys should always win..well..T said fuck dat shit...and took other aspects into consideration..

• Speed
• Style
• Personality 
• experience
• dedication
• being a human
• uniqueness 

without disrespect or playing favorites...for an example

• Jmak  might not be bumpin out big Drago numbers..but he is out there with heart n love..and listens to good music...
• Burke may not have an outgoing personalty...but is probably the best all a rounder..so with that he might get a small advantage over the ever stylish G-good who is like the Rocky figure of Tailwind cross
•  Compare the Bunny and The German..the first is hard as nails and looks as if he is turning himself inside and dyeing a smoldering pile of goo..even though may often not...as were the German  is just a flat out wattage machine with out alot of in your face out going  style....but he wins races and is piling on the travel miles to big races before he returns back to his homeland..

I know it aint right, dont make sense..but this place hasn't made sense in seven god dam years

 why should it now..

PEACE

Happy 40th anniversary

On this day Sabbath Bloody Sabbath / Changes   was released as a single on December 1, 1973.

crossin-n-out

1.out Tufo and Michelin
2.In Challenge and Dugast
4 out Flyovers
5.in front teeth and shin bones
6.out box section
7.in Deep V
8.out Top Mounts
9.in Hydraulic
10.out steel
11.in Carbon
12.in going double
13.out being single
14.out abc's
15 in 123's

Triple T Tuesday

I dont know anything about getting bent over and i sure as hell don't think anyone had to suck anyone's cock..But i do know that it wouldnt be all that worse than whats gonna happen in the weeks to come....cripes..
When the multi state champion has to ride his rig to the race after racing the day before in chilly conditions  and still hang on for 3rd..that speaks volumes... now I aint saying the 2012 crosser of the year beebee is laggin and Hoffener  rode easy..Its just things that make you go well ...you know..and what about Jgood? should be more like Goin-good. Man two weeks is still two weeks..I can only imagine who will come out or down from the rafters...I Cant slight Jays lady..and that chick with that wild ass crazy 80's hair....Makes T feel like kickin Stryper up while  his whites are rollin and tumblin....good match up all the same..

1. Sven
2.Goin-good
3.Beebee
4.Blackest Ace/Hoffener
5.Pony
6.Jmak
7.Stryper
8.C Wells
9.Tom "Too Cool for school" Clark
10.Gary Mudd ..what a fuckin cool name for a crosser...
11.DQ..
12.n/a

just what I needed

Bloomer

1.1998 The lil Pony wins the inaugural race beating metro bikes Curt Johnson and all around hard guy Jason Swatloski..Jerome Pelloriti finishes 14th wearing a sweat shirt combat boots and chain wallet. DC is winning the B race on a Headshock Fatty cross bike..only to pull out 100 meters from the finish..weird.. 

2.1999 Brett Robinson wins the state championship on a flat bar redline conquest against a solid field

3.  October 8th 2000 Lil Pony takes down Russ Tiles and roadie fast man Brian Adams,JB Hancock has the ride like no other and goes 10th.. the Black Ace wins the once $lucrative$ masters race. Jody Koch wins the womens race.

4.December 3 2000, the Lil pony takes down the same three again. The Wiz wins B men 29 and under, also on a headshock equipped Cannondale crossbike..still cant figure that guy out... and Joberon Brewchampski takes down the B men 30-39 on a mtb..

5..October 7th 2001 the lil pony wins by almost 2.5 minutes over future junior cyclocross national champion Mike House from Go-mart

6.November 18th 2001 the new guy using a 50tooth front chainring and yet to be seen double brake levers  Jon the Black Ace Card  wins against the lil pony Scotty Q and some guy US Postal rider.

7. September 21st 2002 The lil Pony wins again..Ron Stack Riding a mountain bike has the ride of his life finishes second ahead of the Jon the Black Ace Card. the younget Howard bros wins 18under B race

8.November 24th 2002 the Lil Pony wins the state championship against west sides Russ Tiles and some kid named Brent Bookwalter Queen Anne comes on the scene finish second

9.October 10th 2003 Host the first Michigan UCI race Jeremy powers beats a small field on a ragged out K2 cross bike. The Lil Pony finishes 3rd. Queen Anne wins..and Robert Foshag wins the Masters 35+ ...day 2 Jon Card gets second just getting edged out by Adam Myerson.

10.November 16th 2003 on wet rainy cold Sunday afternoon The Tailwind/Cane creek dream team of current and future state champions  Jeff Weinert, Jon Card and Jer Walker go 1/2/3

11, September 25th 2004 the lil Pony wins again Joe Brown wins masters 45 and Tim Saari wins B men.

12.October 2nd 2005 The Cane Creek duo of Jeff Weinert and Jon Card go 1/2 with Mike Wissink holding off SIMONSTER ...Patrick Russell wins C men and Dc doesn't finish

13.November 26th 2006 the imfamous Blue Wave of Jon Card, Robert Foshag, Jeff Weinert and Jer Walker take 4 of the top five spots only to be broken up by the now leader of the  Red Army Mike Wissink... Raechel Steele is hauling ass by now.. the Hippy Matt Ashley wins C-men on a Trek roadbike

14 September 30th 2007 The Wiz beats the black Ace and SIMONSTER on his march to his first State Championship,  Patrick Russell wins B men Cruz Bogey wins C men

15.November 23rd 2008 the Wiz beats out Essex brass Tim Saari in a 4 up battle against Saturn of Toledos Robert Foshag and Giant of Michigans Jeff Weiner, Matt Willing wins B men and Jgood Starts coming on the scene with a win in C men beating JTP and the cross-bastard wins the old farts

16.Sunday November 22nd 2009 the Wiz wins again only to be overshadowed by  some shitty riding on Tim Saaris part.. that was brought to a boil when the the Lil Pony went old school Greystone on him. Queen Anne wins again...Clint Verran wins B over Danny Gerwo and JGood  Jmak also rans Brandon Goocher beats the now super quick Richard Rainville in the battle of ankle biter set

17.November  2010 Tom Burke does what nobody has done all season and takes down the German version of Ivan Drago.

 

This dont mean i aint got no fuckin life cuz i do mother fucker..like an onion there are many layers..its because of that i aint gonna drag this out all fuckin week/end..it aint that fuckin hard..i got shit to do..favors arent paid in hours or quantity..
lookin over the PT files it aint too muther fuckin hard to figure out who puttin out and who's suckin the lemon..remember when the series was nearly there?  its at best thin now ...
besides that fuck i dunno shit and i just made all this bullshit up to please T

lookin at the big picture heres how that shit looks..above national avg of 330..
sitttin in at  number 1 on the pile as of right now..the nod has to that wattage machine German bastard..vanilla may be the flavor and style doesn't dictate but in the end watts win ...but its close

his team in a similar plain brown wrapper but with contents of a greater sum ..Tom Burke holds LT pretty fuckin dam near..

rolling in at number three within the same ball park  Adam the Bunny York..although regular results wouldn't reflect it..he is like a ford pinto with a 427 side oiler stuffed under in its combustible trunk. always searchin for traction to leave the numbers on the ground like fuckin greasy ass skid marks..its a hard guess which is higher his watts.. total travel miles, or dollars spent..

number 4 numbers aside but on a skill level and bag of tricks that if my next  litter was on the line to ride top 10 for one lap only  at any UCI race near this shit hole..i gotta give props to the Lil Pony all the while the rest of his crew is out there beating each other up..lil pony sits and carves that shit out waiting for that chilly ass day out west..

Aaron Beebe rounds out in at number 5..last years pick as the crosser of the year..got the nod and call up from the band everyone loves to hate..its safe to assume he puts out more juice than the pony but a skill, experience and overall fuckin craftyness shit leaves him here at 5..fast guy in all respect

there are others..Parmachicken, the Whiz..Wells Underwood..etc..but ill leave that up you


Standard issue 275-320...

How many years has that Lil British fool been pittin it on..hell he should get the tailwind life achievement award..he holds a slight advantage over the micsene version of Ts greatest rival

 Monte -San0-prod..pulls in at second with the same numbers as above..although results may be a tad better..its still a break even

Wade Burch...results are few but...numbers could be louder than quantity 

Jgood what can i say but that fuckers got heart..but Christ muther fuckin sake he is all over the map this fall..quieted the nay Sayers a few weeks back with a win at vets park..that alone bumped his ass up at least 3 spots on this useless ranking..god dam if he can old come good in 3 weeks

Older man

P Russell hands down the grey leader of the old men..racing out of state with the germen crew couldn't hurt one bit..
DC.NO one beats DC..except on an occasion..his numbers are near the upper deck but..he runs like a diesel..
Rich Stark steady at around mid range.
Seamen lowest of older men but benefits from experience which keeps him within the top 5

Elite females.
too few gone too quick..man remember when there were all these chicks racing cross? me neither... thats too bad cuz chicks racing bikes is cool in my book...but its the way it is..i fuckin dont see it changing..

no numbers were turned in.for the following
i would love to through out the lower end of the spectrum but in class/field that is centered around the fun aspects numbers and intervals shouldn't be the muther fuckin concern..just ride your bike and drink shitty beer

Every fuckin year its the same  mother fucking thing i cant even grab a bag of fresh step and one of my favorite Wolverines  without having to answer that dam phone..I dunno what T wants me to say?  what the hell do i know..Hell nobody reads this shitty blog at least not bike racers from what i hear..nobody gives a shit from what i am told..and to make matters muther fuckin worse..I dont know a dam thing about what the fuck is going on in the scene right now..
But since i am brothers with T and supposedly i owe him a favor for the last litter of tabby's

Ill figure it out like I always  do ....but it aint gonna be like last year..
 your gonna get it on my terms when im good and fuckin ready..